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Your questions answered!


Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


Surely there must be more than one guard looking after the Princess's safety whilst sitting on the throne. I, for one, would want at least six around me to feel safe... but that's just me.


Best Wearable Items



During the last year TNT released 155 new multispecies neopoints wearable items. Some of them were awarded for completing some events like the Spooky Food Contest, the Games Master Challenge or the Coincidence, while others were normally released with the news, mostly on special days. They are actually a lot anyway! But, among all of them, which ones are the most loved and used, and can't absolutely miss in your closets?

Mutant Neopets



Mutant Neopets don't have a concrete pattern to their appearances. Some look sickly and deformed, others become brutish monsters, and all sorts of other transformations both between and beyond. But why stop there? Just because they don't all share a pattern doesn't mean there aren't groups who do. Let's go over the various kinds of metamorphosis a Mutant Neopet can go through and see the wide variety they have to offer...

Mutant And Fabulous!


I'm sure you're wondering how a mutant can be as beautiful as I am; that's certainly what the Usul at the Grooming Parlor wondered. It just comes naturally to me! However, I realize not every mutant is as aesthetically pleasing as I am, which is why I've decided to write this guide: how to be Mutant and Beautiful. Here are ten easy steps to go from terrifying to terrific!

Other Stories
"Children of the Lonely Stars" by saphira_27
They managed to run "The Asteroid's Call" and "Aurorae" before rehearsal ended – as usual, Marcus thought that the nine-o'-clock bell on the station was a cue for "one last run of measures 35-60." Subi wished they'd gotten to sing "Lay of the Star-Mariner" – that was her favorite movement in the entire Nocturnes...

"The Usul Club" by secondgo
"Check it out, Lloeina! They have an Usul Club here in Neopia Central! I think you should go!" I grabbed the piece of paper from his paws. "Usul Club. For all Usuls of Neopia Central. Come and make new friends and have lots of fun with your fellow Usuls," I read out loud. I rolled my eyes and tossed the paper to the...

"Twenty-Four Hours" by cosmicfire918
The first thing Dark_breed_Hyren noticed when he woke up that morning was that his legs were so far off the end of his bed that his knees were bent and his feet touched the ground. "What the..." The Grundo sat up to see who had sawed off half of his bed while he was asleep—and it promptly collapsed...


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Monstrous Mutants
What I personally consider to be the most monstrous and awesome Mutant Neopets.

by aleu1986

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The Real Pirates of Krawk Island: Dicey Odds
You've won 8 games in a row!

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by 1_ricky_1


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Chronicles of the Council: The Hunter - Part Three
Sitting on the peak of the Eastern Mountains the following morning, Altador daydreamed about the small Kyrii of Vesack...

by pillsi

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Neopets Slump Solutions – Get Motivated Now!
I've encountered a few "slumps" and I've figured out many strategies to overcome them. There are ways to get inspired or motivated to push forward or try new things...

by saiphami

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Children of the Lonely Stars: Part One
Maestro Marcus believed the Virtupets Community Orchestra could be the equal of any musical ensemble Neopia had to offer, and no trifle like reality could convince him otherwise.

by saphira_27



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