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Your questions answered!


Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


The owner was furious and threw the poor Acara out into the street. The Acara cried for a time, feeling completely alone. But slowly, she came to the realization that she was free.


Valentine's Gifts for Everyone



The Month of Awakening is here, and you need to buy some Valentine's Day gifts! It can be tough to find unique gifts for everyone on your list, especially if you've got friends from all over Neopia. Whether you're on a small budget, big budget, or prefer to give Neocash items, this list has got you covered...

Last Minute Gift (Baskets)



Presents! Expectations! Probably for all sorts of people you didn't think of until the morning of the 14th rolled in. Despite all of the warning signs, you have left it MUCH too late. Panic, the same as every year, as you scrabble through the cavernous pit that your Safety Deposit Box now resembles, that is somehow...

Minimizing the Pink


Neopians have already started slapping together every pink clothing item they have on their Neopet. As much as I love pink, it gets tiring seeing the same bright pink customization on pets, which may not always be aesthetically appealing. Perhaps this year, we can all try something different...

Other Stories
"An Imprint on the Heart" by jaylanna
"It's the ELITE Boutique, which means members only. It wouldn't be Elite if we allowed just anybody into our establishment." Eli glanced into a corner of the store and pointed at a pair of chocolate-covered children. "We don't need..."

"Tech Support" by torkie10
As far as days go, it was a pretty average morning. "WOOOOOP! WOOOOOP! WOOOOOP! WOOOOP!" Klaxons blared as the ship took a sharp veer off course. The momentum of the abrupt change in acceleration threw Yarla out of her bunk...

"Ex-Best Valentines" by vlogical
"All we found in his apartment was a cot and six boxes of Asteroid Crunch." Parlax always loved Asteroid Crunch Cereal, even when they were kids. He ate it dry. That should've been Gorix's first clue that there was something wrong...


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Great stories!


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The Nut Farm
At least Pritam is making something...

by ramheart

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Ex-Best Valentines
"We figure we owe you a favor. For the, you know, telling us Parlax was playing us both for fools. Do you want his stuff or no?"

by vlogical

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Neopian Woes: Tyranu Evavu
A mildly infuriating Neopian encounter.

Idea by seanman1224

by laughitoff123


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Chiavore: Chocolate Chia Day
Looks like the coast is clear...

Idea and dialogue by abductee

by frozenicicles


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Firebrand and Livewire
The yellow Lupe looked at the Neomail that he held in one large hand. Memories flooded him, made him recall a snowy day when he had still been a wild young Lupe.

by 77thbigby



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