A Letter to Lupes - A Warning

by Al_the_Chia

Dear Lupe owners,

It has come to my attention that some of you have been taking pleasure in the random torment of Chias. I have discovered several various Chia hunting guilds and numerous boards beginning with a feast of roast Chia or some other gruesome treat.

I, for one, am very appalled at this primitive and immature behaviour. You should be ashamed of yourselves. I have gotten into very strong arguments with Lupe owners that ended in Battledome challenges or hard feelings.

I must remind you Lupes that it is not Chias you eat, but CHOCOLATE Chias. That is the reason we have Chocolate Chia day. And also various Chia shaped treats are available for hungry Lupes.

These treats are inexpensive, and are a good alternative to the unhealthy high calorie level of Chias. Besides, we taste awful.

Us Chias would appreciate it if you would actively participate to give peace a chance. I have met friendly Lupes and Lupes who resist eating us Chias. If you fall victim to a Lupe attack, simply ignore them or travel in groups to protect each other. Lupes have been chasing and attacking us more often, I've noticed, and I think that it is just plain stupid. Neopia is for peace and enjoyment, not prejudice, discrimination, and chaos.

Therefore, I, Alexander T. Chia Esq., ask all Lupes worldwide to throw open your furry arms to embrace the worldwide unity of NeoPets! May peace and love rule the world of Neopia!

Yours Truly, Al_the_Chia, a Chia.

Note: Shortly after the release of this article, Alexander T. Chia was brutally attacked by an ambush of Lupes. He is currently in the NeoHospital3 under critical condition.