Neopedia : Zygorax the Grundo
Name : Zygorax the Grundo
Species : Grundo
Age : 6
Occupation : Third class maintenance worker (waste disposal)
Favourite Foods : Squashed salisbury steak, beef
rouladen and spiced apple pie
Quote : "Listen, I can't get involved! I've got
work to do! It's not that I like Evil Fuzzles... I hate them!"
"All Grundos dream of make something of themselves," Zygorax says, cleaning the Evil Fuzzle leftovers off of his X-Scrub 4000 Walker Bot with an old Skeith T-shirt. "Especially after that whole Sloth ordeal, but I don't want to get into that. Talking about that icky green chicken head is sure to bring bad luck around here. I don't want to be responsible for that. Besides, I've got better things to do now... like shoot a few Evil Fuzzles with this here MegaGun. My favourite thing do is to freeze 'em up a bit with a stun bomb and then ZAP!... they're what Gargarox likes to call 'Grundos House Special,' but you didn't hear it from me. He wouldn't like me giving away his cooking secrets."
Oops, I missed a spot
"Many of you are probably wondering why little ol' me, a third class rubbish picker,
got the call to go and fight these so-called
Evil Fuzzles from Beyond the Stars, well," he says, "they had already gone
around and asked several other candidates from their lengthy list of qualified Grundos,
who, by the way, all declined because Grundos are highly allergic to fuzzy things.
Apparently, my name didn't make it until I 'accidentally' found the list in one of those
classified rubbish bins. Well, to make a long story short, my name 'somehow' got on the
list and what do you know, here I am, fighting off these Evil Fuzzles the best I
can. Hey, it sure beats taking out the rubbish."
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