Neopedia : Edna the Witch
Names : Edna the Witch
Age : Older than mouldy cheese
Occupation : Deals in Magic Spells and Potions
Hopes To Be : A super model, as soon as she finds
the right ingredients for that potion
Quote : "You wouldn't be mean to a helpless old
woman would you? *cackle*"
"I remember my first potion test like it was yesterday. I had to make a laughter potion and take a little sip before I let the Head Witchtress inspect it. Well, to make a long story short, the potion I made was a horrid, horrid, brownish colour that tasted like a Techo's armpit and toe lint. Anyhow, instead of laughing hysterically, I began to cry uncontrollably. I still get teary-eyed thinking about it. I'm mean, why couldn't I just have made an invisibility potion instead... oh, how I wanted to disappear. It was so embarassing. You know, no matter how old I get, I still mess up now and then. It never fails."
Edna is constantly trying to master her spells, spending most of her time tucked away in her gloomy, grey-walled room, literally mixing spells up in her bubbling cauldron. One time, not too long ago, she turned five innocent Meercas into one delicious Meerca pie, when she only meant to harmlessly remove their tails for her "Bounce Incredibly High" spell. And another time, she mistakenly made some tasty Snorkle pudding, but the details of that are way too disgusting to tell.
It takes her hours to find the right spells and when she finally does, she never has the
proper ingredients. So, if you help her find what she needs, she'll reward you kindly. But you
have to hurry, or the magic will be lost.