
Neopets Music Guide
by belgiumardennes
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GAMES ROOM - I have been playing on Neopets for a while, but recently I discovered
a wonderful aspect of it that I had never noticed before. Usually when I play
my favorite games I turn off the speakers and put on the country music station.
Then, one day, I forgot to turn off my speakers while playing Sutek's Tomb. Imagine
my surprise when I found the background music to be not only tolerable, but rather
catchy! Forget the big stars on the radio; soon it will be Neopets topping the
charts!
So I started to go through all of the games and listening to the music in
the background. Sure enough, Sutek's Tomb wasn't the only one worth listening
to. I decided to make a reference article so that everyone could share in this
experience.
Each game's tune has been rated in two categories; good listening and good
game music. For good listening I turned on the game and focused on listening
to the music alone (only playing the game enough for the music to continue).
For good game music I played the game with the music on and then with the music
off to see how well the music worked with the game.
Sutek's Tomb:
I just had to start with this one, since it was the music that caught me in
the first place.
Good Listening (9/10): The Sutek's Tomb theme has an excellent beat. The tune
consists of a very simple pattern of chords. Although very repetitive, it doesn't
get to the point of being annoying because the focus is really on the percussion.
Good Game Music (8/10): This theme makes a repetitive puzzle game like Sutek's
Tomb more interesting and it fits the theme of the game well. My only problem
with it as music for this game is that, because it has such a distinct beat,
it sometimes slows me down because I'll start clicking in time to it!
Conclusion: Keep an eye out for the Sutek's Tomb music video.
Extreme Potato Counter:
Good Listening (1/10): While I adore the background "music" to this spudtastic
game, the random changes drove me insane just listening to it. Before you start
playing you get a nice little "honky tonk" theme which is quickly interrupted
by a very quick spurt of electric guitar. Just to make it even more random,
you get a nice simple drum beat once you start playing. This changes to a sort
of bongo drum when you're guessing how many potatoes there were. If you guess
right you get the electric guitar again. If you're wrong, you get an annoying
buzzer followed by another drum beat (again, different from the other two).
Good Game Music (10/10): I couldn't think of anything better! For something
silly and quick like a game of counting potatoes it's perfect. It makes the
experience more fun, and I've found the drum beat actually helps me count. I
just wish they would get rid of the buzzer when you lose. Isn't losing enough?
Conclusion: Always listen to this music when playing the game, but otherwise,
avoid it like the plague.
Kreludan Mining Corps.:
Good Listening (5/10): This funky techno theme has a beat that would be fun
to dance to if you only played it for a minute. For me, listening to it for
much longer makes me start wondering when the actual music is going to start.
This theme makes me feel like someone cut off three-fourths of the song and
left me with just the first half.
Good Game Music (9/10): Playing the game while listening to this music makes
it much more enjoyable. It fits the atmosphere of the game well and goes along
perfectly with the various sounds going on as you play. I couldn't think of
better music to go along with blasting mutant fungi to little bits. Since Kreludan
Mining Corps. isn't a very repetitive game, I rarely get sick of the music unless
I'm playing it over and over while trying to get a higher score.
Conclusion: Play the game with the sound on.
Meepit Juice Break:
Good Listening (8/10): This theme is definitely a toe-tapper. While not very
good music for listening alone, it's so happy and energetic it could make any
activity more enjoyable, even cleaning the bathroom (this I tested personally).
Good Game Music (9/10): If it can make cleaning the bathroom more enjoyable
imagine listening to it while playing a fun game like Meepit Juice Break. I
would recommend playing this game after your pet gets blasted by the Snowager.
The music alone is bound to cheer you up.
Conclusion: Record this music and play it while doing activities you really
hate.
MAGAX: Destroyer:
Good Listening (3/10): While the theme to this game is definitely upbeat,
it's not something I would choose for pleasure listening. There's a decent beat,
but there's a constant background noise that sounds like someone's stomach rumbling.
There's not really any tune to listen to either.
Good Game Music (7/10): Although not the greatest for listening, it fits well
with the game (which, if you haven't played, mostly involves blowing things
up with a laser). The sound effects of the game go well with the music, as do
the graphics. Am I the only one who is reminded of pumpkins when they look at
those mountains?
Conclusion: Turn on the sound unless you have a headache (or stomach-ache).
Faerie Bubbles:
Good Listening (6/10): I think this would make good music at an Aquarium.
After all, it is for a game involving bubbles. While there's a definite lack
of any kind of melody, it's rather enjoyable and relaxing. Watch out, though,
it may make you fall asleep.
Good Game Music (8/10): One thing that can be said about this theme is that
it will never distract you from the game. Its relaxing style works well for
a game that requires a degree of precision. Granted, Faerie Bubbles isn't the
most stressful game out there. I wonder how that would change if you switched
this with the MAGAX theme. Oh no! An air combo! We're doomed forever! Maybe
not.
Conclusion: Play this music when you want to have music on but don't want
to realize it's on.
Tyrannian Mini Golf:
Good Listening (5/10): This theme isn't too bad. It has a decent melody but
it reminds me a little too much of something out of an eighties movie. I can
see the really big hair now ... scary. It could've been relaxing if it didn't
sound so sad.
Good Game Music (3/10): I can't see this fitting mini golf at all. Mini golf
makes me think of windmills and big clown faces. This makes me think of broken
windmills and depressed clowns.
Conclusion: Turn the sound off before you start feeling sorry for the poor
ball that's getting knocked around.
Many thanks to the following people who helped open my eyes to new games and
new music: msfurious, ghostision, and pinky_7fingers.