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An Attempt At Cooking

After lunch that afternoon Ramoose began thinking about the fact that no member of his family could actually cook well.

by charmedhorses


Teachers know always know how to get you to do things you don't want to. Things like math, and reading, and PE, and writing, and assignments.

by chocolateisamust

Betrayal and Strife

The Peophin snorted at the Neopet's action. Everyone thought he was a monster, something that would kill anything it laid its eyes upon, but he wasn't.

by thecougar400

For the Love of Slorgs

She had Slorg posters, articles about Slorg nature clipped to her bedroom walls, samples of Slorgslime scattered amongst her science magazines and microscope.

by lemonkitty13

Heiwami's Tale: After The Talent Show

"Miss, I am afraid that I will have to bring you to the pound. Any Neopet found outside with no identification card, must be brought to the pound immediately, no excuses."

by humblely

Magical Beauty

"What are you talking about?" she questioned. "My eyes are perfect! The sun was in my eyes, that's all!"

by blubblub317

Melodramatic Stories and Tales for Landlubbers

"CHLORINE! Which one of you scurvy pirates dumped the whole lot into the lake? I expressly said one fourth of a quart would suffice!"

by erika_idle

Rainbow Pool, Meet Curious Cybunny!

I laid my eyes on a delicate purple shade one a newly painted Uni. That was the color I wanted. I spent my days obsessing over purple.

by theonlyjessica

The Adventure of the Littlest Goldy

At that time I was young, naïve and good-natured. These special Goldies were my only friends, and they taught me to not give interest to other Goldies who weren’t as unique as we were.

by shadowcristal

The Kiko Ninja Showdown

"Now, who's next?"

by tambourine_chimp

The Misadventures of a White Weewoo

"You'll have to keep it down if you want Diana to let you stay here for good."

by precious_katuch14

When Hawkins Met Roxy

"Hawkins and Roxy, sitting in a tree! Q-U-S-E-T-T-B!"

by buddy33774

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Playing to the Beat

I have been playing on Neopets for a while, but recently I discovered a wonderful aspect of it that I had never noticed before. Usually when I play my favorite games I turn off the speakers and put on the country music station. Then, one day, I forgot to turn off my speakers...

Other Stories


Grumpy Old King
So after his kingdom had been destroyed by the forces of Darigan, now what? Shouldn't there be other things to do to make him happy besides telling jokes?

by kitty_catz_rule


100 Ways to Become Famous
#80. Play games constantly until you get a high score; you'll get neomails, trust me.

by joey200010


The Good Days: Part One
"Now groom my mane and put on my makeup! NOW!"

by puzz1ed


Of Lights from Within: Part One
At last, Alli caught sight of her baby brother lying on the ground with his arms and paws covering a large and somewhat rusty item.

by blubblub317


A Little Grey
Let's get a tan...

by starrkitty03


It's no picnic...

by bunnyluvr991

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