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Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.

Quote of the Week

"The Captain slowly looked down and pointed towards the healing springs.

'Arrgh Ma’am, take your time and head to the Healing Springs. The faerie there is extremely generous with her time and her abilities. You can also buy a potion if her blessing doesn’t help you.' Scarblade sat down, promptly put his hat over his eyes and put his feet up on the chair."

The Bird's Bids: Neopia Central's Cuisine

I have found myself abruptly aware of the ghastly state of Neopia’s culture. My name is Urbanum. I am a stately and cultured Blue Lenny living in central Neopia. Upon several recent additions to the family, I have found that the current state of the general population’s taste is abysmal. The things these pets will consume! Ridiculous, I tell you- dung and omelettes and jellies galore.

The Secrets of "Mid Tier" UC Trading

Hello, greetings, and salutations! It's Cat here again, and I've come back to teach you all about the coveted secrets and sorcery of climbing your way through Mid-Tier Unconverted (or UC) trading! You may have seen me around the Pound Chat (PC) as one of the frequent Hosts of UC Shuffles and RW/RN Frenzy Shuffles or from my last article on High-Tier trading.

An Updated Game Guide for Nabbing Neopoints

In the past, one of the most lucrative ways to make Neopoints was to hunker down with your Neopet and spend some time playing flash games! However, with the expiration of flash support, what was once a grand collection of hundreds of games has dwindled to just under a dozen games. Many even believe that playing our beloved HTML games is no longer a viable method for obtaining daily Neopoints.

Other Stories
"Kads on Kads on Kads" by candylandtheonomy
Alieniey the Alien Aisha was feeling...well...quite alien. She was only a few days old and trying to find her place in the world of Neopia, but alas nothing seemed to call to her. As she trudged home from yet another meet and greet post for new Neopets, she decided to take a new way home, through the Neopian Plaza.

"The Collector's Scales" by werelupe_king23
It all started when one of the Heroes of Altador, Gordos the Collector, woke up in a bush in Meri Acres Farm. It was the third time it had happened. He had been visiting Meridell. He enjoyed the food there, but the drink was quite strong. Not as strong as the grog on Krawk Island, but strong nonetheless.

"A Holly, Jolly Snowman" by 77thbigby
Legend-a Woodland Uni-was well bundled up against the cold, but he still felt the chill against his pale bark. It had been a long trip from Meridell to Terror Mountain, but Lofty had assured him it would be worth it. Thankfully, Lofty-a Baby Yurble-was waiting for him at the airport.

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Great stories!


lordbarny - Food Critic
"This is the best of fine dining, expertly scouted out by yours truly, from little hole-in-the-wall places to haute cuisine that only the richest can aspire to grace their doorways!"

by the_spirit_realm


A Not so Great Deal
Put a token in the machine and see what happens. collab with dendeus_271 and aninha_morango

by carolina_021


La rivière empoisonnée - Partie 2
The compelling conclusion!

by petitehirondelline


The Secrets of "Mid Tier" UC Trading
So many Neopians have been lost in regards to trying to obtain their dream pets! I'd love to share my experiences: Pt 2!

by faelyne


Logging back into Neopets..#3
"Unfortunately based on another true story" collab with pisces_babe_

by hotredfirefaerie

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