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Quote of the Week

The coffee shop is a quaint nook, with pastel walls and a low ceiling. Low music play in the background, serenading patrons with comforting tunes as they sit and read, or chat with their friend. In the glass display sit neat rows of cakes and pastries, each one looking more delicious than the last. There’s strawberry shortcake, with pristine white icing dotted by shiny red strawberries that resemble flowering pine trees; a stack of brownies beckoning to onlookers, its luscious chocolate crumbs holding the promise of a deliciously good time.

Blumaroo Day: What Your Roo Wants To Do

Once a year, this very popular species is celebrated all over Neopia. These odd little critters, with their big tails and droopy noses, seem somewhat awkward. However, this beloved creature is known for being a fun-loving and energetic species. This Blumaroo Day I wanted to share with you some ideas to treat your beloved pet by taking them to Roo Island, one of the most popular tourist destinations in all the land. There is very little documented of this small island that is easily missed on the map of Neopia, but with a population of around 280,000 of which mostly consist of Blumaroo, you’re sure to find some new friends!

Master the Master of Cards at Dueling Decks!

Do you love card games? Do you enjoy spending hours keeping track of cards, numbers, and points? Well, do I have the game for you! Zenco the Magnificent has challenged you to Dueling Decks. This guide will not only help you master the Master of Cards, but maybe you'll get a shiny new trophy in the process. How To Play: Dueling Decks is very similar to the card game War. But instead of card numbers, you are fighting the different attribute levels of each character! The attributes include Courage, Charisma, and Intelligence.When it is your turn, you will be given the option of what attribute you want to compare with Zenco's card.

Interview with THE Cheese Maker: Cheeserolling in Meridell

Whether you’re a bona fide brie lover or a gouda gobbler or a stringy mozzarella muncher, I think we can all agree that cheese is simply THE BEST. Not only is cheese amazingly scrumptiously delicious, but it can also be a great lot of fun! Food and fun are what it’s all about here at the Cheeseroller game. The Neopian Times is here today in sunny Meridell at the renown cheese rolling hilltop with a very special Blue Techo – The Cheese Maker.

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"Epiphany" by mehohara
“Luck has recently turned to her side. Formerly titled ‘The biggest loser in Cheat history’, she proved that we cannot, under any circumstances, underestimate our opponents. Today I have the privilege to receive the marvellous Miss Capara!” Oh, the wonder of the lights! Oh, the cheerful clapping! I walked slowly towards the sofa where the exuberant hostess of Neopia V.I.P. was eagerly waiting for me. The media that once mocked me was now worshipping me. All because my wiles and intelligence had finally done their tricks, making me the youngest Cheat champion in Neopian history. I blinked slowly as I focused on one camera, careful not to mess with my meticulously positioned doll lashes...

"Usuki Singing Stars #49: Patricia's Ghost" by downrightdude
Patricia wiped the table. “Alan, make sure you clean yourself up,” said the faerie Shoyru. “Mom would be mad if you touch anything with your sticky fingers.” “I’ll do it in the bathroom,” said Alan. The blue Shoyru quickly licked his fingers before running away. His Puppyblew Marc barked and followed him. “Great.” Patricia collapsed into a chair. With their mother gone for the afternoon, Patricia was left babysitting her younger brothers. She watched her youngest brother, Brayden, slam his oatmeal-caked hands on his high-chair tray. The baby Shoyru squealed happily as Patricia wiped his face and hands clean. After placing Brayden in his playpen in the living room...

"Your Adventure" by canepa_diego
You open your eyes, and pay attention to all of the things inside your strangely wide point of view, in the thralls of a strong confusion you have never felt before. Objects, colours, and distances, that are not the ones you are used to. Later, you will have realized that things were bigger or you were smaller. But that’s not now. Suddenly, you walk. However, you don’t want to do it. Or to stare at certain things or to sniff others. You are not in control of… yourself? Then, some type of grid borderline appears in front of you. You quickly awake in an exhalation of fear. It’s only been a nightmare, probably the most realistic dream of your whole life. You don’t have time to wonder about it, because you hear...

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