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 | Your questions answered!
Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.
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Quote of the Week
It would be a Chocolate Ball that everyone would remember for years to come.
Chocolate Ball Quiz
The Annual Chocolate Ball is approaching quickly, and worried Neopians have been fretting over whether they will finally receive an elusive invitation to this evening of class, opulence, and of course... chocolate! Kacheeks and Tonus have been dropping into the Chocolate Factory multiple times per day, buying extra chocolate in attempts to make *someone* notice they are deserving of an invite. Boris and Zafaras have been seen rubbing elbows with the topmost... |
Snow Roller Guide
The game of Snow Roller came about in an interesting way. One cold day in Terror Mountain, the Snow Beast was trying to lay down for an afternoon nap. Just as he was starting to fall asleep though he was awaken by all the Terror Mountain residents frolicking around making way too much noise. To seek revenge and silence them once and for all, he sent out his fury minions to create an avalanche of snowballs to roll down Terror Mountain to literally crush the noisy residents! |
 | Dubloons: Dubious Currency
One of the greatest mysteries, it seems, and one that most seem to take for granted, are dubloons. Now, I know what you're thinking that dubloons are perfectly normal. I did too once. But while I was thinking about them, I realized that there is a quite lot that isn't explained at all. Why are they Neopia's only foreign currency? |
| Other Stories |
"A Singer for the Awakened" by tudorrose1558
Moonlight shone down brightly through the trees of the Haunted Woods, bathing everything in a pale white glow. In a clearing located in a part of the woods not far from Neovia, a ghost Ixi was dancing and singing. Her long wavy hair whipped about her as she pranced and twirled through the clearing. Though she was a good dancer, singing was what she really did best. Her high, crystalline soprano voice was lovely and at the same time quite eerie as it rang out through the trees... |
"A Most Peculiar Family!" by gloomrain
"Patche said that, if you wanted to, you could destroy the WHOLE of Neopia Central!" she blurted out childishly. "With one paw! Or a karate kick! Or-or- a swoop of your gig-an-to-NORMOUS wings!" Omt put his book down and stared at Bawarria with an expression that inclined he was not sure how to respond. Bawarria was overwhelmed by her ideas and had taken to trudging on the couch around the Eyrie, making screeching noises as if she were stamping on a city, and then re-enacting... |
"History of the Swamp Gas Techo Ban" by dr_tomoe
The Chocolate Ball had been running without a hitch for years now under his supervision. The Chia usually had everything settled by now, from the chocolates to be unveiled, the guest list, and most importantly, the entertainment. Dexter always made sure to get the finest symphonies and orchestras to play soft, soothing music for the background of the Chocolate Ball, enough for their high class guests to have a waltz to in between tasting the new delectable chocolates... |
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