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Your questions answered!


Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


TNT is not hiding anything, whatsoever. Come on, now, do you think they'd make a world and not tell anyone? If you created a world made entirely out of jelly, don't you think you'd brag about it?


Affordable Healthcare



A sick Neopet loses hit points, becomes miserable and cannot fight in the Battledome, therefore sicknesses must be cured promptly. However, sometimes you find out that you need a medicine called 'Magic Goop' or 'Sporkle Syrup', and to your horror the item is obtainable only via the Trading Post, costing more than you could possibly earn playing games three times a day. What do you do? This guide was created to help Neopians who are unable to afford expensive treatments and medicines to help their poor Neopets...

Using CaveMaker



You can download CaveMaker by clicking on the heart icon on the Download or Save Level page. Once you download CaveMaker, it is time for you to design your very first cave. First, you should set up your map properties. A title for your level is required. I usually tend to fill in this box once I have designed my level. This will let you come up with a name that suits your level the best. Directly below that is the terrain type. This does not have a role in gameplay, so you can just use your personal preference. However, if you want to include a secret area...

Draik Eggs: Brunch, Lunch...


There's nothing quite like a good ol' Draik Egg for breakfast, don't you agree?... Oh, you disagree? Well, you're missing out on one fine meal. Aw, don't you worry! We were merely jesting! Draik Eggs are certainly not a tasty morsel meant for consumption – oh, no. Instead, these interesting little shells hold one of the most elusive Neopets in existence. Yes, that's right – Grundos! You think I'm jesting again? Aw, you caught us...

Other Stories
"The Day Neopets Was Down" by silly51366507
It had come to the attention of mostly everyone in Neopia that for some reason, many Neopets and even a few Petpets ate Petpets. Cannibals! So invitations were sent out. They went to Grarrls, Skeiths, Jetsams, and even a few Lupes. They also went out to the most famous of Petpet eaters, Florg, the Turmaculus, and Balthazar...

"Pilot" by alpha_squadron_166
My right leg was bruised and I was covered in gravel. My backpack that I carried looked like it was thrown in a trash can. That's because it was thrown in a trash can. Hi, my name is Anon. I am a baby Acara. My owner's name is Norman and I'm his only pet. In case you're wondering what I am talking about, I just got bullied by three other pets. Their names are Joe, Mackie and Paul...

"Another Bathroom, Please" by littlest_wiley
"You'd think that with five of us, Mom would have designed more than one bathroom for the house. I mean, how are we supposed to share when Little Miss Vanity commandeers the shower for hours at a time?" Ileire had finished with her hair and was now just standing in front of the mirror. "We can't keep going on like this. We need to talk to Mom."


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Great stories!


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The Gingerman
*awkward silence*

by sweet_delights96

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Lab Ray Fun
BZZZAP!!

by jombra

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Top 10 Notable Neopets That Go Unthanked by the Public
I'd like to salute them for their jobs and hard work efforts with this nifty little article...

by lynnalice

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The Feminine Touch
You think Santa takes returns?...

by gypsygirl20

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Chef and Linda
Can you fix me and Linda some bacon and eggs?

by a_l2n_l2n_a



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