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Your questions answered!

Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.

Quote of the Week

"You ruined that future the day you put me here," I said. My voice was firm, but had a slight shake. "No. I will not go home with you. Not after what you did to Fyora and me. Go and find another badly named basic. There are plenty of them."

Advanced Key Questing

I will be discussing what I believe to be the key to unlocking your true potential in Key Quest – namely, the powerups. The three main factors in Key Quest would be the mini-games, just plain luck, and then powerups. Out of these three components, powerups are the most stable and constant factor that you will, for sure, get in every game...

For Love Of Gormball

Oh, Gormball. It is a wonderful sport, and an even more wonderful game. Perhaps one of the simplest games on the entire site can bring hours of enjoyment and excitement. How you may ask? How can it not! If you haven't tried Gormball yet, you might want to head over to the games room right now and give it a go. Nervous? Let me tell you a bit about it...

Top Tips for Neohomes 2.0

Tip #1: Make Rooms. Probably the most basic piece of advice--when it comes to neohoming--out there. Have a kitchen, a bathroom, some bedrooms, a living room, etc. Most of the time it would look much better than one big jumble of a room with random beds and couches and tables. You can add flooring and wallpaper to different areas of the neohome for a reason!

Other Stories
"Secrets in Shenkuu" by a_greenparrot
Princess Lunara gazed out of her window as another flying ship pulled into the dock. The Cybunny adjusted her red robe and hair pins in her black ponytail. "We had better welcome the tourists," she said to her less enthusiastic sister...

"Commander Valka's Grand Mission" by rosabellk
Valka had beamed him a transmission marked "Urgent!!! Read NOW or Neopia will be DOOMED!!!!!!1!!" that turned out to be a note asking for Xarthab's opinions on pizza toppings. Xarthab had...

"A Trip to the Hospital (and Everywhere Else)" by swimgirlnova
Eileen opened the vault and began pulling out random objects. "Erm, Magic Vial... no, blue yarn ball... no, blue cap... no..." Things began flying out. "Ah-ha! How about a nice, tasty... Rotten Omelette!" Eileen said...

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Great stories!


Pet Kicks Club
That is just plain ridiculous, isn't it?

by gelert548


Revenge: Part One
"Guys, this is Q'tai," she said, resting her hand on his shoulder and seemingly oblivious to the venomous looks he threw at her.

by shadow_sabre_


In the Name of Science
It doesn't make you smarter...

by lombre


Edna's Quest: What?!
It's not fair!

by happymoon109


Slightly Meltish: A Neopets Hint
My cornea!!

by sloshypond

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