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Your questions answered!


Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


First I thought the alien Aishas had come to take us, or maybe there were fireworks, but I was wrong. I was dead wrong. Back then, it wasn't long after Sloth had been foiled for the second time, but his name was still only whispered in fear...


10 Things You Can Do



As Neopia prepares to enter Year 11, there are undoubtedly many things you would like to do to prepare for the forthcoming New Year. I hear you say, "What would those things be?" Well, we have gathered 10 things you should do before the end of this - yes, that's right, Year 10 - year. They are not compulsory; pick and choose to do whatever you like...

Neogarden Planning



For many new homeowners, it's the outside that has posed a challenge to them. Most of these first time homeowners are young Neopians who are very excited in getting their own houses but are a little awed by the landscape. "We had no trouble decorating the bedrooms and kitchen," said a young Usul, "but I'm absolutely lost with the garden..."

What Makes You Good at Key Quest?


Grab your Battle Duck Pencil and something to write on. Read the following six questions and pick the best response that best describes you or your opinions. Record the letter of the response that you picked. At the end, you will use your answers to determine the answer to this question: What makes you good at Key Quest?

Other Stories
"Iveh's Morphing Potion" by safekitten
"Well, you have one last chance," replied the teacher. "You must conduct a science experiment over the weekend and bring your results to class on Monday. If you do well in that, then I just may give you a good grade..."

"A Detour" by olivia_2022
She had even drawn out a map of the path from her house to the market, just in case she and her younger brother managed to get lost. In Libby's mind, there was nothing that was left unplanned; therefore, nothing could go wrong...

"Letters and Litter" by neocoladdict
Martha works in Letters. To be more specific, she works in Suggestions. Take a left turn at the red sign, and that cramped, stuffy, overflowing-with-paper cubicle is hers. Every day, Martha opens thousands of letters from Neopians...


Plan Ahead for the New Year


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Great stories!


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I Wasn't Spying
That's when her sister, Alyett, a yellow Eyrie, walked in. "You got a sundae?" she asked in disbelief. "Did you get me one?"

by majikel

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Kadventures
Have you seen a Kadoatie training? Antorcha has...

by blaumann

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I am Aqua: Part Three
"She will be fostering you until you are a rare color, then find you the right home. You're quite lucky; there are only a handful of fosterers out here!"

by reeses_pet

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The Hero Society- #15
...In which few wish to cooperate.

by bearcatt

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A Detour
There was nothing that was left unplanned; therefore, nothing could go wrong.

by olivia_2022



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