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Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


"It is deplorable for others to wish to ride a Uni, not for a Uni to offer a ride to a friend," said Lilian calmly. "We are proud creatures, and we are strong. It is not wrong to offer that strength to help another."


All About Yooyuball



As any Yooyuball aficionado will tell you, the game is sort of like soccer, or lacrosse. Soccer and lacrosse both take teamwork to win, but in Yooyuball, I have a different strategy. Passing to other players eats up your time and is very risky because your opponent can steal the yooyu from one of your players. The easiest and fastest way to play is to get one of your players to grab the Yooyu, then just run...

Game Avatars 101



Rather than being a step-by-step guide on how to achieve a particular avatar, I decided to compile a guide that gives advice on how to approach the whole process of earning a gaming-related avatar to hopefully give you a much better chance of success. So dip in and out and try the suggestions as they apply to you and I'm sure I shall soon see you on the Avatar Chat displaying the fruits of your labour...

Jungle Fauna


I wake up when something hits my head. I open my eyes, and see dozens of squished zeenanas on the ground around me. I can hear noise over my head. I look in the zeenana tree and I see a group of four angry Mombas screeching. They continue to throw me zeenanas. I finally decide to move my camp somewhere else. Mombas might not look very intelligent, but they strongly defend their territory...

Other Stories
"Fiction Addiction" by jayandcourtneyk
Livvy sat at her desk, bored. There was only a minute until the bell would ring and she'd be home from school. The blue Cybunny would've normally been happy, but with the amount of homework she had stacked up for that night, she would be busy for the whole night. It was a shame for her, because she wanted to go out...

"Trade My Heart" by draco_de
"I'm not a trading card," Dante said curtly, moving farther into the room, smoke puffing out of the Shadow Draik's nostrils as he glanced between his owner and the visitor. "You aren't considering this, are you?" he asked, astonished with the look of thought on Trish's face. How could she be seriously considering this? "No. NO! You can't!"

"Reva's Strange Dream" by areana55954
Reva always wanted to be a faerie, but not just any faerie. She wanted to be just like the Tooth Faerie. She had dreamed of going around and giving people advice on their teeth and neopoints for their lost baby teeth. She even had decorated her home with Tooth Faerie furniture. The Tooth Faerie Poster was hanging in her bathroom...


Let's Hear It For the Little Guys


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