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Issue: 330 | 15th day of Awakening, Y10 |
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 | Your questions answered!
Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.
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Quote of the Week
"Make something up," he repeated, clearly bored. "Nobody reads the weather reports anyway- it's space, we're inside, who cares. The ships get their own data; they don't pay attention to ours. Just make something up."
Keeping a Neopet Happy
After some experimenting on the part of users, it was found that there were now four possible emotions for pets to express: happiness, sadness, anger, and sickness. With this addition, users became aware of their pets' moods, health points, and illnesses. Still, sometimes it can be difficult to placate a grumpy pet. This brief guide may help explain some of the common causes of unhappy pets and suggest some... |
The Wishing Well
The Neopoints made a satisfying plunk as they hit the water's surface, surely a promising omen. Like most of the people who used the Wishing Well that day, my wish was never granted, so I shrugged and went on to earn my own money and buy the items I wanted that way. Still, I have always wondered what exactly the Well does. Does it grant any wish in Neopia? Does the amount of money you drop in matter? |
 | Revamp Your Old Gallery
Here are some of the coolest ways to revamp your gallery, without breaking the bank or taking away from that Baby Paint Brush fund. There are endless articles in the Neopian Times about how to start a gallery. But do any of us really know how to maintain one? Let's see if some of the following suggestions motivate you towards revamping your own gallery and giving it a fresh new look! |
| Other Stories |
"Sloth and Jelly" by mookie99
Sloth was bored. Not because there was nothing to do, but because there was too much to do—and he had done it all. He had changed Random Theme Wednesday to Random Acts of Evil Wednesday, he had created his own Neovision show, he had turned Terror Mountain into a giant slushie… he had done everything. And now there was nothing left to do. "Underling!" he shouted... |
"The Meepit Show Reloaded" by spoonguardonline
Greetings and salutations. My name is Aristotle A. Avinroo, but my friends would call me AAA if I had any. My brain is so large I need to keep part of it in temporary storage elsewhere, to stop me from becoming too intelligent. I am capable of beating the High Score on every game in existence, ever. In short, I am brilliant. And extremely modest... |
"Gruselda" by ahseenam
Gruselda hated Dr. Sloth. She absolutely hated him, and the plans he made to destroy Neopia. None of them ever worked, but she hated them all the same. She hated how he hid his spaceship from even the most avid tourists so there was no chance of any of them seeing Gruselda and taking her back to their wonderful neohomes on Neopia. She hated all of Dr. Sloth's... |
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 | Hisssterical Fun
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 Three Wishes: Part Eight
Ellie was tossed unceremoniously out of bed at first light. She blinked hurriedly and opened her eyes to see the tiny ghost Eyrie that owned the neolodge looming over her...
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 Sloth and Jelly
He had done it all. He had changed Random Theme Wednesday to Random Acts of Evil Wednesday, he had created his own Neovision show, he had turned Terror Mountain into a giant slushie…
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