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Issue: 227 | 10th day of Awakening, Y8

Your questions answered!

Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.

Quote of the Week

There are two types of people in Neopia; those who have their items blocked and those who have been sent a Pile of Dung.

-- tigerfanatic33

Giving Better Gifts

February, the Month of Awakening... as in awakening late on the 15th with a lump on your head after having given your dearest neofriend a Packet of Gravel for Valentine's Day? Don't ask me how I know. I just know. *shifty eyes* You are not alone. Each year, thousands of Neopians hit the shops in hopes of finding the "perfect" gift...

Nothing makes me happier than imagining myself eating some of these ooey gooey sticky, messy foods. For the love of food, I don't want any 'boring' treats, because I think there is something very satisfying about drippy messy foods! How about rolling up your sleeves for some ooey, gooey fun? MMM imagine OOEY, STICKY melted CHOCOLATE...

Getting Guild Members

The actual words that you use to advertise your guild are very important. Including the link in your ad is always helpful and makes the guild easily accessible. Despite what some people may say, pre-made ads are definitely a good way to go. I have found that the most effective pre-made is in list form, with the link to the guild at the bottom...

Other Stories
"The One that Got Away" by arthursmom No wonder the other Xweetoks had giggled when she’d announced her choice for the Volunteerism Badge! If there weren't any patients here, she'd never be able to complete all the requirements for the badge! She wasn't going to get her badge first – she might not even get it at all! "You'll be working in the Kiko Ward today," the doctor was saying... More »	"Valentime" by _sunset_phoenix The last room in the house has a towering ceiling. It extends past the third story of the house. The gleaming walls are soft, made of clouds. Actually, there is a double wall: inside this one is an army of clockwork pets, moving mechanically around and around, piled on top of each other, toys from a long time past. And we are building a time machine... More »	"Roberta's Bet" by theneogoddess Tor gathered his courage, gripped his shield more tightly, and leapt from the bushes. There, directly in front of him, was a creature-something Tor had never seen before. For a moment, Tor dropped his guard, overwhelmed by the sheer monstrosity of the creature before him. With a soft grunt, it turned its massive purple, black-spiked head... More »