Come dance with the Wanderers... |
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Issue: 180 | 4th day of Running, Y7 |
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Quote of the Week
I try to turn away from myself, revolted by my own behavior, by my own thoughts, but I cannot. These wisps of memory, of regret, are all I have-there truly is nowhere I can hide. So I am forced back into the darkest regions of my own mind...
Gadgadsbogened Out
See for the fructose intolerant or the just plain grumpy, Gadgadsbogen is not a time to celebrate; it’s a time to hide out. Gadgadsbogen in fact can be a nightmare for some who want nothing to do with the celebrating and the overdose of fruit induced sugar crazies... |
For What It's Worth
If I told you I was going to give you something worth one million Neopoints right now, what would you pick: pure Neopoints, an item worth one million, or one million in various stocks? If you had to leave Neopia for the next two years, what would you pick? |
| Entertaining the King
King Skarl calls upon all of Neopia to come to his castle to tell him their best joke. He rates the jokes, for what reason I am not sure. Sometimes the joke has no effect on him. It doesn't make him happier or sadder. Actually, I think that if he says that the joke has no effect on him, it is just because he wasn't listening to you... |
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"Warbler Vocabulary" by blubblub317 The Grarrl cocked his head around a few times to try and find anything that looked remotely yummy and edible... |
"That One Unlucky Night" by fireandwater2121 "I'm sorry, but I needed to see you. Erm... someone told me you're a great detective... |
"Ashes" by ikkin_with_attitude I am not, as I may seem to be from what I have said, dead. I am not a ghost, though I lack life like one... |
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Without Lights "Kottske… Do you remember last year? Last Christmas?"
I hoped for him to finally look at me, but he just closed his eyes and nodded
again. He had just experienced a shift of emotions, as I could see a sorrowful
look appearing on his face.
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Escape from Kreludor: Part One "Sadie...I know how you feel. But this is my final chance to prove to myself
that Sloth hasn't won yet. Please forgive me. I have to got, but send my regards
to Jenny when you're on Recruiting Duty!"
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Caged "Well, think of all those poor pets in the pound--
not the ones with pretty coats or high stats. Think of those rows upon rows
of cages, gray and monotonous. It's awful just thinking about it, but what if
you had to live there, every day!"
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