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"Both were unsure about these events they had gone through. They did not want to worry the other but they each had a very uneasy feeling about what was happening in their idyllic little homeland."


Breaking News: Meridell Turns Grey!



The Grey Curse. The mysterious pandemic that has been striking Neopians helpless across the world. You’ve seen the victims. The Grey colour, the miserable expressions, the droopy ears. (If they even have ears.) And now, the curse has infected neither a shopkeeper nor a daily: it’s taken Meridell itself. Alright, I admit it, when I first heard that King Skarl had been infected, I party-danced around my Neohome, throwing confetti into the air in celebration. I’m an avid Darigan Citadel supporter and saw this as a wonderful opportunity for both kingdoms. (With that tyrannical slob out of the way, the Citadel can get justice at last, and Meridell can finally throw free the shackles that had bound it for so long!!!) But then I learned that the curse had taken Jeran, Tormund, and Lisha. WHAT KIND OF TWISTED CURSE INFECTS THE AWESOME, SELFLESS HEROES ALONGSIDE THE TYRANT?!? Sorry, I lost my temper there. Thankfully, the Citadel has been spared. (My owner has a Darigan Aisha. He’s even more relieved than I am.) You may be wondering: “When did this all start?” The first hint that something was wrong came when the shopkeeper of Uni’s Clothing mysteriously turned Grey. No Paint Brush, healing item, or Faerie’s spell could cure her. A week later the Grooming Parlour was infected as well. The Breadmaster and Hubert’s Hot Dogs soon followed. Then Kari the Negg Faerie herself suddenly turned Grey just days before the Festival of Neggs, nearly derailing the festivities! The proprietor of the Super Happy Icy Fun Snow Shop fell to the curse next, then the Bank Manager, Coltzan, and (gasp) the Discarded Magical Blue Grundo Plushie of Prosperity! I know. I’m grieving too. The Giant Omelette came next (how do you depress food?), then the Wheel of Knowledge, the Money Tree, and Trudy’s Surprise each turned Grey and miserable. And then, just the other night, all of Meridell was cursed with depression and Greyness. Everyone’s wondering what caused this calamity, so I decided to do some digging. It wasn’t easy, but after reluctantly dismissing Mutant Kadoaties (I’m onto you!), I managed to uncover a few tantalising hints about the curse...and what caused it. First off, there have been multiple sightings of a mysterious Grey Paint Brush decorated with a small skull and curved horns. The Paint Brush has been seen in the hands of...

Ten Tastiest Stamp Albums



Hello, everyone! This is Pattie, the Pastel Grarrl with a palate! Gooblah the Grarrl is my idol and I hope to earn a gold trophy at the Gourmet Club someday. I hope you enjoy what I've written for you today. Now, I often see reviews for the delicious variety of foods throughout Neopia. The Kelp restaurant in Maraqua for example is a wonderful, popular place for fine dining in Neopia. Any foodie Neopian worth their salt wouldn't turn down a Honeyed Horn Of Plenty! My hope with this article is to open everyone's eyes to an underappreciated niche in the cuisine scene. For the Grarrls and Skeiths out there, you already know what I'm referring to. That's right: I'm talking about eating stamps! Now I'm sure some of you just went 'what?!' That's totally valid. I understand if the idea makes some of you queasy, my dear readers. Both in your stomachs and in your wallets. Just hear me out! There's a certain satisfaction to knowing you're having a valuable meal, right? I'm sure most of us can agree on that front. Fine connoisseurs of food and collection alike also know that few things are more expensive than rare stamps! I can agree that it's not for everyone, but I strongly believe that everyone deserves to treat themselves and give it a try. This list will be friendly to newcomers and experienced stamp-tasters alike, with options available to fit every kind of budget. If you happen to own an extremely rare stamp and don't want to lose it, consider giving it a small lick just for a taste. Because there is such a wide assortment of stamps to collect, I will be evaluating them by their Album page groups. With that being said, here we go! *Important Disclaimer: Only use responsibly sourced stamps, freshly bought from the Neopian Post Office or shops of other Neopians for stamp tasting. I do not advocate for stealing stamps from a friend's Album at any time! #10: Mystery Island Fun fact, this was one of the first two Albums ever released! You can really feel the history when you see their unique artwork, reflecting the delightful and tropical air of Mystery Island. Try the fresh taste of a Zeenana Stamp or an Assorted Fruits Stamp to see what I mean. It's just like buying Assorted Fruit Blocks at the Chocolate Factory! The Nibbled Cooking Pot Stamp shows that someone's got a taste for stamps at the Neopian Post Office.

Summer Reading List to Beat the Heat


Hello Neopians! Summer is finally here, which means lots of sun and time to relax by the beach with a good book! Reading to your Neopets can be a great summer bonding experience after a Tiki Tour or two! (Plus, it increases your Neopet's intelligence—who doesn't want that?) To help you with your summer plans, I've compiled a list of books that I think are great summer reads! Section 1: Fun Summer Reads "A Kau Summer" Synopsis: Follow the delightful adventures of a Kau during the summer season. From frolicking in the meadows to splashing in the waves, this book is perfect for a light, heartwarming read. The Kau's journey includes making new friends, exploring hidden spots, and enjoying the simple pleasures of summer. Why it's great: "A Kau Summer" captures the essence of summer with its playful and engaging storyline and keeps readers invested long after the book is over. The vibrant illustrations and charming narrative make it a favourite among young and old Neopians alike. "Scorchio Summer" Synopsis: A scorching tale of a Scorchio's adventures through the hottest days of summer. Filled with beach fun, ice cream escapades, and sun-soaked activities, this book is an exciting ride from start to finish. The Scorchio also learns important life lessons about friendship and perseverance. Why it's great: This book is full of fun, summery vibes and is perfect for any Scorchio lover looking to enjoy the heat. It’s a great reminder of how to make the most of even the hottest days and find joy in every moment.

Other Stories
"Barmy Breakfast" by betti666
Thuay was probably a bit too excited, all things considered. Today: what should be a day of rest before the next week of work. Tomorrow: The Barmy Breakfast! Which means that Thuay, Darigan Ixi, Editor in the Comics department of the Neopian Times, has a whole day ahead of her to construct her entry for the competition tomorrow. The upcoming event had been planned in for the first day of the working week this year and would see one of the Office's famous 'Barmy Breakfasts', where anyone from the various departments that contribute to the institution of the Neopian Times will be eligible compete to concoct the most unusual and over-the-top culinary creations. Everyone competing would be expected to bring in their odd choices first thing and during the morning there would also be a tasting...

"Kadotery Chaos" by maddie_bangz
"We’re here, Bagel! I promise you’re going to have a great time.” Bagel groaned. He had some choice words for his Neopet but decided to relent and let out a small meow in protest. His Neopet was hustling towards the front door of the Kadoatery, jostling Bagel in his small crate. As soon as they entered the building, Bagel’s ears exploded with the sounds of Kadoatie whining. He looked pleadingly at his Neopet, who was looking around the room for whoever was in charge. Finally, an Elephante stepped into the room through a door in the corner and smiled brightly. “This must be Bagel, welcome! We have his cage all set up for him, it’ll be nice and cosy for his overnight stay.” She gushed, gesturing towards a nearby cage, empty except for a thin blanket and small bowl of water. Bagel meowed again loudly in protest ...

"Birds of a Feather" by nick_and_nickette
"Dad, please don't tell us we're going to move to a different city in the desert", exclaimed Alamar grumpily to the Royal Boy Acara as they traversed the sandy dunes through a desert caravan. "Of course not, dear son", replied Ethan. "Why do you ask such a thing?" Alamar rolled his eyes. "Just in case..." "We're just going to visit this lovely city, that's all! Moving there would be too expensive... but being a tourist, not as much." "Where are we going, Dad?", asked Asriel, eager as usual. "To Qasala!" "Qasala?", asked Asriel. "The city ruled by King Jazan and Queen Nabile?" "Correct, dear." "That's awesome! I've seen a lot of pictures of it. It looks fancy. Well, Kheru is also really fancy. I think most cities in the desert I've looked into really enjoy the finer things in life." "Who wouldn't?", asked Anna. "I'm a simple person, but I relish...


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