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Clash of Holidays: An Account of Magic VS Thievery

"Something has happened! It appears that there was a glitch in the switch to Beta and all of the Neopian holidays have been released. Keep a watchful eye for anything unordinary, and make sure to report all suspicious activity to TNT."

by sleepiestkitty
Illudora Day

"The Kyrii twirled his beard around one gloved finger. 'Oh, I don’t know. They seem surer of themselves than they let on. And even more so…of each other.'"

by flufflepuff
The Clash of Two Faeries on their Special Day

"It was just another day in Neopia... or so Walda the Baby Kacheek thought."

by _brainchild_
O Lupesomem Brasileiro (Portuguese)

"A consequência de toda essa história foi a punição de Licaon, que foi transformado em um Lupe – com pelos amarronzados, olhos esverdeados como a pedra preciosa Jade, e garras afiadas como navalhas – capazes de cortar até mesmo o mais forte dos materiais."

by guga_dodi
Celebrations for All: Doc’s Hybrid Holiday Proposal

“Ladies and gentlemen, and all others, of the board! I have arrived at last! Hold your applause!”

by homsar_eggplant
Little Wish

April Fool's day can be heart-warming.

by daveandbaltoro
A Halloween Chorus

"There was not a single black candle, Petpetpet skull or sugar skull left in Madeline's stash. The spell she was about to cast absolutely required all three ingredients. That would not do!"

by liouchan
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Top 10 Neopets April Fools Jokes through the Years

The first April fools prank happened in Y3 when users woke up to find that many of their pets had a new look! While they were passed off as ‘improvements', most of the new designs more closely resembled a Dr. Sloth experiment. Needless to say, users were relieved when their pets returned to normal the next day.

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Top 10 Neopets April Fools Jokes through the Years
"Since then, TNT has been surprising users with funny, strange, and sometimes terrifying April Fools pranks each year on the 1st day of the month of Eating." collab with coconut_rat and corrina404

by theguy2020


Twelve Neopian Holidays
"You see, when TNT was... doing whatever it is they do behind the scenes, something went wrong. Somehow, all the holidays ended up on one day! So today, we celebrate every holiday at once."

by fhn_ladybug


Nyx the Captain of the Guard
A Gelert finds help in an unlikely place

by rkbear


The Return of Destiny
"Nice to see you again, dear reader. I mean, I, The Storyteller of this story, would be nothing without you. Thanks for caring about what I have to say. Especially for this magnificent story that I have rescued from the confines of Neopia." collab with sportsagain and noelia_pets

by venused


Gilly - Fun in the Woods
It's very relaxing… just so long as you ignore the glowing eyes watching you.

by katiekazoo


End of the Rainbow #2
Everyone deserves a bit of rainbow in their life!

by antonia22301

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