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	Snakebite Noir A curse! A heist! A betrayal! Oh my! Collab with kebicorn by joanna_lewis
	The Ninja Who Was a Good Traitor Walda the Baby Kacheek learns a lesson or two in standing up for what's right, even when it seems impossible. by _brainchild_
	The Ninja Pirate A brave Vandagyre follows the trail of a Stealthy Mynci and his troupe of thieves, to discover the truth in the legend. by lupe_hunter_7
	PIRATES vs NINJAS Super Challenge Showdown The exuberant Better Than You Host ushers you into the newest Pirates vs Ninjas Showdown, whether you like it or not! Collab with iggy___koopa by love_check
	Space Pirates! A battle ensues on tumultuous galactic seas! by herdygerdy
	When Worlds Collide It's a battle between ninjakin and piratefolk, and Dylan the Krawk is thrown right in the middle of the fight. by parody_ham
	Door the littlest stowaway One little Draik goes on a big adventure! by rkbear
	Recruiting New Pirates "So join us in this song because this is where we belong - in the open sea, where adventure awaits. A Pirate's Life for me!" by pnaylala24
	The Admiral's Ninja A captain, a stranded ninja, an old friend, and an unlikely outcome to an ill-intended sabotage. by dudeiloled
	The Golden Dubloon's Grog Hub Steve the Meerca is tasked with producing a winning commercial for the Golden Dubloon. by sparktater
	Neojutsu, Secret of the Stones Ryshu the Nimmo seeks out the Island Mystic for information regarding the next Guardian of the Training School. by cazcazig

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"The Admiral's Ninja" by dudeiloled
The Jolly Chomby sailed through the open waters near Krawk Island with ease. As the wind gently pushed across the sails, Admiral Blackbeard stood at the helm of his ship with a satisfied smile, while his crewmates worked frantically around him to make sure everything was smooth. If there was one thing Admiral Blackbeard didn’t like, it was a bumpy ride to the harbour, because that meant his stomach would upset and his performance at the Food Club would suffer. Not that he was doing particularly well in recent years. Ah, to be youthful again! Back when his stomach could bear the great dishes of cheeses and yoghurts and pizzas that were often on display. Back when the Food Club catered much more to a healthy sense of living – large amounts of fruits and vegetables – rather than the thrill of the competition. Nowadays he fell behind, unable to tolerate dairy anymore, and his once...

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