Short Stories

	A Slorg's Quest: Neopian Times 950 Buried in a comfy little bed of cushions and blankets a pink slorg, covered in heart-shaped spots, struggled to stay asleep as all sleepy creatures are wont to do... Collab with xxnovey by seismicfury
	All That Glitters Is Not Necessarily Golden Exit Stage Left, Pursued by a S950 Kreludan Defender... by pikapi20
	950 Shades of Fire - A Party to Remember A night of excitement awaits at the magnificent Presidential Palace hotel. Collab with _aragorn_ by nice_collector
	950 Wishes Weary Vera and her endearing daughter Lila spend the last of their savings at the Wishing Well... Collab with pandacat838 by milkshakes004
	Marbles & Jewels. Captain Scarblade goes on a little fishing expedition... by coursework
	Cocoabears, This Year's Best-selling Gift A wintery petpet adventure! Collab with joanna_lewis by kebicorn
	Prisoner 950 Master vex encounters a vexing new prisoner... by dudeiloled
	The 950th Battle Mako, a name that strikes fear into the hearts of his many adversaries, is a stalwart Grarrl and seasoned Battledome veteran... Collab with typlohisioh by myncithemonkey
	Dreaming of Song The first dream was of a forest... by jaudaran

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Weewoos, a History: Told Through the Caption Contest

Welcome to this very special issue of the Neopian Times! Today I have decided to educate you on an only slightly obscure part of the history of the venerable Weewoo. You’ve seen articles about them, and how-tos, and care guides, but have you ever seen a historical chronicle of Weewoo appearances in the Caption Contest? We all know that Weewoos are very cute, small, fluffy, and make wonderful newspaper mascots, but have you considered that they are also very funny? To exhibit the Weewoo through a slightly more humorous lens, I present you with this article for the 950th issue of the Neopian Times. This collection was selected to offer unique insights into this rare species, and the mischief that they get up to, that you won’t find in any other publications. Weewoos are known to be quite camera shy and the images below capture candid moments, starting from when they were first noticed around Neopia, up to the present...

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95 Life Lessons I Learned from Neopets!
Trying to go through life, figuring out what you want, or who you want to be is hard. But maybe... you already have the answers? Collab with chezmukey and travel74147

by actiontal

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An Articulate Article on How to Write Articles!
Look around you, my friend, there’s a whole world to write about! Collab with xiaolin_fury

by ayakae

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Rosalina and the Way-Weird Beast
The next four days‒surprisingly‒flew by quickly. Rather than sulking and waiting for each day of her imprisonment to end, Rosalina found herself having fun with Wilbur...

by downrightdude

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For the Love of the Game
The penultimate chapter of For the Love of the Game!

by 77thbigby

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Annual Job
Get ready to... collab with iam_puma_master

by tonyrichard

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Some Puns Just Don't Fly
For issue 950 "A featherbrained suggestion" Collab with feraico

by elipsis4k

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