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Issue: 823 | 13th day of Eating, Y20 |
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Quiz: What Cheese Are You?
We all know the drill. You should be pricing your shop stock, cleaning out your inventory, or playing Pyramids to earn that elusive trophy. Instead, you're wasting time reading the Neoboards, browsing articles in the Neopian Times, hanging around the Art Gallery - anything to put off your chores. And then you spot it - the perfect time-waster! It's a quiz called... what cheese are you?!
Keep track of your answers by writing down the letters on a piece of paper!
1. Let's start with an introduction, so we can get to know each other. Which of these statements would you say best describes your personality?
a. I'm cute and cuddly, and I just want to be loved.
b. I hate everyone. I'm deeply evil.
c. I'm pretty laid-back, but I have a schedule that I stick to.
d. I'm a risk-taker, a real fire-starter! You'd better watch out!
e. I'm cool as a cucumber, but I hate cucumber. I'm also very clean.
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“Why would I ever want a pet that is always sad?” This has been a longstanding question for many pet owners around Neopia. Over time, many myths surrounding grey neopets and their behaviour have surfaced. But how many are true?
by brekln |
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 3 Tips to Get Fit at Home (Without Training!)
Are you tired of the long trek to Krawk or Mystery Island? Sick of waiting hours in line just to be seen by a trainer for one class? Are your pockets empty because of exorbitant codestone prices that only seem to get more expensive? Well in today’s issue of the Neopian Times, we’ve teamed up with some of Neopia’s finest at-home fitness experts in order to show you AND your pets that fitness doesn’t need to cost an arm, leg, and hours of your time!
by gooberandbubs |
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 Leave Room for the Impossible
Eliss hung the "closed" sign on the shop door, relieved the day was finally over. She was an assistant at the only furniture store in Tyrannia, and had been for as long as she could remember. It was boring, tedious work, but it allowed Ellis and her owner to decorate their Neohome for free, which she wasn't complaining about.
by unfogging |
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