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	A Friend in Deed "The group project will be due in five weeks. Groups will be assigned on Friday. Remember, anyone who does not turn in a project will receive a zero for this class." Also by gwendarwen by ilhs11
	Not Another Pound Story "Well, the Pound doesn't really change," Jefo murmured, distracted by his food again. by purplepeggie
	Friends and Memories I went to my desk and pulled out a picture from the drawer. It was of a red Draik, and a blue Cybunny, arm in arm, smiling. I turned it over gently in my hands, reading the memorized writing on the back. by meadows_lark
	Austere and Azure - A Ghost and a Grey Kyrii Their backyard had no fence at all; the dark and thick forest of the Haunted Woods backing up to the house was privacy enough. Azure took a deep breath of the fresh crisp air... by mus_ic
	Bottled Sometimes when you are alone for a long time, you completely change. by sleepymoon10
	The Junior Gourmet's Society Natilie sat by herself in the cafeteria on her very first day of Neoschool. She was much younger than all of the other pets... by cerpin
	Wanmei and the Reset Button "Why do you seek the Reset Button?" asked the Baby Grundo. Art by june_scarlet by june_scarlet
	Interview with a Minion... of Sloth Looking back, there really was no excuse. From the time I walked up to the cottage I should have known that my day would not unfold even close to the way I expected. by jadianne

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101 Ways to Annoy Dr. Sloth

The items in this list were all suggested by genuine Virtupets employees. I conducted all the interviews anonymously, and I'm very bad with faces, so there's no point trying to find out who said what. Finally, I'd like to impress that Dr. Sloth is a great person, deserving of our utmost respect. Needless to say, attempting to carry out anything from the following list is probably a very bad idea...

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101 Ways to Annoy Dr. Sloth
Disclaimer: The following list is a tongue-in-cheek parody, and can be as much thought of as a list of things not to do.

by debbie1188

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25 Fun Ways to Celebrate Sloth Day
From dumping Shampoo on your friends to My First Death Ray, this fun filled guide is sure to bring you a great Sloth Day.

by tyuio_k50

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Honor Among Thieves: Part Six
"Do you relish the title of thief?"

Dom stood straight and tall. "Thief's a sight more honest than traitor. Wouldn't you say?"

by saphira_27

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Dr. Sloth Returns... Again!: Part One
Sometimes it got a little annoying, being the pet of Double Agent D, but moments like these always brightened it up.

by dolphinsareawesome

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The Accidental Artist
There's an artist in everyone!

Idea by epicgiggle

by qelato

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Lies!
Where is that Aisha? She would have prevented this...

by kittenstealth

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