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Taking and Giving

The Skunk Quiggle's smile turned into a nasty grin. "Let me see your truck for a second," he said.

by xxxmagiabellexxx
A Withering Note

"As your business partner, I highly advise against starting anything in this building, especially a hospital! For Fyora's sake, this is a haunted asylum!"

by kaddiez
The Rumor

"...A Faerie paint brush, and for a bunch of Neopoints, too!"

by honshusan
One Week

We are staying the night at the Wooden Boot, an old inn that smells a little like mothballs and spilled grog and travel-worn leather, but it is nice enough. It was a miracle we could find a place to stay at all...

by vanessa1357924680
Origin of the Pant Devil- Vigilante or Villain?

The truth about the troublesome Pant Devil and his origins.

by mrscharliesheen
Indefinitely Slow

Kero; a name which bears much strength and bravery. Some might even say that it rhymes with Hero...

by water_park1993
The Problem of April Second

"Because you haven't stopped talking for an hour now. I don't know how you can talk at the rate you do and still have time to breathe..."

by kristykimmy
In Search of Kero

"I was just wondering... if you'd seen a blue Scorchio? Youngish, a warrior, goes by the name of Kero."

by ralph89170
 
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Sartorial Shoyrus



It's been two years since I last set out the dynamic threads available for your Shoyru. TNT has very kindly given us two new outfits each year, so it is time, methinks, to give an update on those closet-filling numbers. I'm going to recap slightly, just to set the scene a bit: the general trend is that full body items (shirt, jackets, dresses) are more expensive and more difficult to find. They are the main piece of kit in any given outfit and are...



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Boss Battles of NQ3
This article will detail what are, in my opinion, the five hardest boss battles in the game.

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A Second Chance: Part Three
He chuckled deeply in amusement. "It's true ye've never sailed since that accident. Ye can't even walk on the beach."

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Once a Scarab: Part Ten
Nabile slipped her knife onto her belt – the only thing she had left to do was to cover her face and hair with a wrap like the desert traders used, so that no one would recognize her before the fighting began.

by saphira_27

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The Roleplay Cafe: True Colors pt. 2
Oh, Soup Kitchen! How we've missed you!

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Mystical Misfortune
I wonder what it does...

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