Short Stories

	Petpet Talk: The Petpetsitter "You know," Arnold said to his Mootix Max as the two lay on the back porch, "I'm beginning to get a little bored." by christmas_ice
	Journey to the Lost Isle Samiko was a Faerie Polarchuck. He was just like any other ordinary petpet, just like the ones we look after... by nightwolf_rider
	Song of Freedom "Hey, I'm about to save your life, so quit complaining!" she exclaimed. by xxxmagiabellexxx
	Crimson Leaves "Yeah," Kale said as he pulled his sister indoors. "It's freezing here, and the doctor said you need to rest, remember?" by punctuation_ninja
	A Pile of Soot with Eyes in a Christmas Hat "Sam, don't you wanna rest for a bit? I mean, we've walking for ages... we could stop for a slushie, maybe? Or an ice cream?" by _im_someone_else_
	Selfish? No Way! "I'm so sorry to bother you, but would someone PLEASE get the door! I'm in the middle of fixing dinner!" by sarah24hd
	Friends Forever! "Hey, why don't we play Snowager, for real?" by dragonstorm_75
	There is No Place Like Neopia I started to look around the agency, taking note of interesting features it displayed. There were tons of posters of beautifully exotic places... by kitty9434
	The Kacheek Club: The Petpet Whisperer "Thanks again for volunteering to take care of my petpets while I'm gone, guys," Olive the Brown Xweetok thanked the Kacheek Club as her parents loaded their suitcases... by jenlin_25
	How Anchu Learned The True Meaning Of Class "I could never understand why you stopped playing in the middle of the Altador Cup," said Boxer with a pout... by indulgences
	A Candychan Game The Snow Candychan was nowhere to be seen. Instead, sitting on the frozen water was a small envelope... by twocents
	Flower Everyone possessed some form of magical strength. Everyone had a special, powerful ability linked to the elements. Everyone except him. by dragon10044
	Halo the Lost Angelpuss "Well, I found this little Angelpuss on the side of the road. Poor little thing was starved! I already have enough petpets, so I thought..." by strawberryswing_

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Impress a Slorg

Who can resist a smile like that? Sure, I know that they go rampaging in the the fields of Meridell, causing endless famines and admitting more fainting incidents into the Neopian Hospital than any other creature on Neopia (with the exception of Jhudora; you don't want to get on her bad side, especially if it concerns Illusen), but think of it this way. No one likes eating vegetables anyway, so what's wrong with sacrificing it all to the Slorg? I'm pretty willing. So if you want a Slorg friend for life, carry on reading...

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