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Fanmail for Jhudora

She shuddered at the thought of a Jhudora Appreciation Day. She didn’t want to be appreciated. She wanted to cause terror and panic...

by star_29791
Her Goodbye

The Uni stood there, the silent breeze gently running through her mane and tail...

by justanecholeft
Masila: After the Battle

The storyteller gave a tiny smile and straightened, using a staff to help her. A terrible fall in the distant past had hurt her backbone considerably...

by natasha_nguyen
From Thyora to Fyora

It was fifty years into Thyora's reign when she disappeared that day. Fyora was off at Neoschool studying Neopian History...

by black_skull725
Out of Place

Oh no, I thought. Oh no, oh no, oh no... My thoughts melded into the darkness that sent me flying into another world, away from everything I cared for, cherished, falling away in one single zap...

by moonea123
Escape from the Darigan Citadel!

Would you brave the dungeons of the Darigan Citadel for 10,000 neopoints?

by sumthingshiny
Shush for the Screamer

"Hi, Susie," whispered a familiar voice. Miriam was kneeling down on the carpet. Sitting next to her was a small Baby Acara, the one who, Susannah presumed, had just screamed...

by _jade_em_
Long Lost At Sea

"Oh, really?" Hannah replied unhurriedly, wrinkling her nose in amusement. She paused a few moments to savor the salty spray from the ocean's waves - this was what she lived for...

by jjquil
Just Different, Just MorningGlory

Early_MorningGlory sat at the window, watching the rising sun paint the pure white snow pink and gold. The yellow Lupe was curled up on the window seat, wearing an old fashioned dress. She was scribbling away on a piece of paper, attempting to ignore the chaos issuing through out the rest of the house...

by squareular
Only for Jhudora

Neither wind, rain, snow nor hail could keep the purple Shoyru called Elisha from completing one of Jhudora's quests...

Also by precious_katuch14

by laurelinden

 
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I have never once read a good list, or even a bad one, on the many uses of a lawnmower. Tragically, it seems that most people really do not know how extraordinarily functional this handy piece of machinery is! As I am the (self-proclaimed) Queen of Functionality and of Lawnmowers, I feel that it is my duty...



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Monster Attacks And You
Giant monsters. Not your cuddly happy fun fellow Neopians, but rather an insurance Chia's nightmare. So what can we do to protect ourselves from these monsters?

by sato_master

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Making Guilds Fun!!!
Yes, it is time to get the fun on! Here is a starter list of games, activities, and guild services you and your guild can do to make things a bit more fun.

by manda314

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Afternoon Tea: Part Three
"Oh, please!" cried Gloria, still standing up. "The Afton I'm friends with would never put hundreds of workers out of a job! You are not the friend I knew..."

by reggieman721

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The Adventures of Trina: The Return of the Staff - Part Two
"I can't believe it. I just can't. It’s the Staff of Alhasutek, the real thing! I studied this last year!"

by ummagine3284

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The Sad, Sad Truth
I know it's traumatizing... but you all simply have to know the truth.

by potatoes_on_toast

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Attack of the Vegetarian Grundo
Who knew the Grundo Leader was such a health nut?

by moobecca



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