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Issue: 271 | 22nd day of Celebrating, Y8 |
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Short Stories
| Coal is a Girl's Best FriendIt was Christmas morning. Rainy was the first
to get up this morning. Traditionally, the first to wake up has to...
by czenko28 | | Haunted Holidays"No. No, no, no, no! I refuse to spend my Christmas in a
lousy cabin in the Haunted Woods!" Galya's cheeks were pink in anger. She couldn't
believe what she was hearing!
by kemppotatoe | | This Christmas DaySerenity sighed and tried to cheer herself. It
was, after all, Christmas Eve, and why should she let a dismal mood depress
the spirits of the joyous holiday?
by queen_starshine | | Sloth's Christmas CarolSloth sat still for a moment, entirely stunned
by such preposterously insubordinate behavior from one of his highest ranking,
most loyal, most ferocious commanders. Then he surged to his feet in a fury,
both fists coming down knuckles-first on the desk with a bang. "The Three WHAT?"
by schefflera | | Christmas in the Ice CavesYoung Neopets
of all species in all worlds anxiously lay awake into the wee hours of the morning,
contemplating the gifts they were sure to receive from their families. However,
some Neopets in Happy Valley might be just a bit too greedy...
by myfallenrevival4 | | Christmas with the HollidaysFlora wasn't even listening. "Ohemgee!" she suddenly
burst out, causing her daughters to wince. "Your daddy's coming home in three
days!"
Also by ssjelitegirl
by dan4884 | | For a Good ClausRhonda opened the sack to show him the hundred-or-so
colored envelopes. "These are from the shelter down on Market Street. Every
year we ask the kids there to write a letter to us asking for one toy..."
by playmobil_is_my_life | | The Greatest Christmas EverA great way to spend Christmas! Note to self:
Don't spend any more nights in 2 degree-weather! He added that to his already-rather-long
list of mental notes and things to do, getting a bit more annoyed by the second...
by jcrules902 | | The Cookies That Wouldn't CrispIt had not been a fluke; her cookies just weren't crisping, and with the Day of Giving just around the corner!
by changethew0rld | | Holidays with a KougraMelianna, however, stiffened as they entered the
kitchen and stopped right there as if she had run against a wall. Her tail immediately
swayed between her legs. She saw a white Kougra standing in the room...
by miliane085 | | Christmas TideEven the biggest rookie
of the ocean knew that a sky of that color could mean only one thing: a storm,
and a nasty one at that...
by laurelinden | | BaublesTomorrow it would be nothing but laughter and excitement, and wrapping paper
left in shreds on the floor, as everyone marvelled at their presents. But it was not quite so in one Neohome...
by violet_nose | | A Backwards Christmas"I wanted to know what pets with x's were getting for Christmas."
by jupeboxgal | | A Bori's ChristmasSomething in Apoc snapped. "I hate this holiday!" he cried. "It's a cheap
case for the Toy Shop to triple its sales! And you never get me what I want
anyway! Last year I wanted a Darigan Paint Brush, but you said no! You're the
worst owner ever!"
by mystery_island111223 | | The Present's AdventA drop of melted snow flicked on to Ezanna's reading lamp and dribbled
down the shade and plinked upon his nose. The skunk Krawk snorted, sneezed, and
glanced up to see Shelley, his sister, standing in a state of disarray...
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Headlines "Sloth's Christmas Carol" by schefflera Dr. Frank Sloth sat in a sleek, shining, high-tech office in a spire towering over Kreludor. The only reason it wasn't any higher than the highest mountain on the moon was that he didn't want to draw too much attention from anyone looking around. The Space Faerie, for instance. Or maybe even...
Other Stories
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The 10 Worst Holiday Gifts Sure,
everyone gets socks, jumpers and shampoo under the tree, but this article will
deal with the worst of the worst.
Also by hurricanegirlyeah
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The Hoarders: Part Three "Time to get up," the other pet replied, already
slithering down off the platform. "If you're going to live with us, you'll have
to live like us, too. And Cane sent me to get you. It's time for you to start..."
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