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	The Perfect Lock The red-hot creation that had been carefully dipped into the water was rapidly turning black, and the red Draik smith gave it a tight, satisfied smile... by shadowcristal
	A Balthazar-Faerie Tale I haven't seen poor Fuhnah since she told me this story. I hope she hasn't gotten herself caught again. by dark_goddess_rising
	One Night at Midnight He was going to do something he had never done before. This would be the night that he would brave the mysterious lands of the neoboards... by puppy200010
	Transmogrification I suppose it began on the day my owner decided to take me and my three sisters on a visit to the Haunted Woods. It was Halloween... by valkyriemaiden
	The Fearsome Twosome It was perfect. Its wings were pointed in just the right way; the cloth was professionally stitched, and the pitchfork looked sharp and menacing... by molly102394
	Tales of a Petpet Campfire "Welcome," a bright yellow Petpet said as he noticed the Faellie. "I'm Flo the Flowper! Is this your first time coming to the Petpet Retreat?" by micrody
	Why Should Meepits Have All The Fun? "NEXT," said a bored, clinical voice, coming from beside the lab ray... by sectumsempra1514
	The End of the Endless Plains "You young rascals keep running off. How am I supposed to keep track of you both? I'm responsible while the rest of the pack is hunting, and these old bones can't go racing all over." by sikki_lo
	Some Assembly Required I had suggested reading, I had begged them to play board games quietly, but it was of no avail-the two insisted upon singing the "Rain, Rain, Go Away" song at the top of their lungs... by trisshamster
	Telling Kep's Story Most of you, especially you Altador Cup fans out there, have heard of Kep Bonnefie, the Darigan Buzz who for years has refused to speak a single word, yet continues to play Yooyuball for the Citadel team... by ee365

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Are They Really Bland?

This fish is blue, with a few darker blue and white stripes along its body, some brown fins, two big bulgy eyes, a long thin line of a mouth, and, as you can probably expect from my horrendously boring description of the creature, is known as the Blandfish. The blandfish is the most boring, drab, dreary, dull, insipid, lackluster, spiritless, unanimated, uninspired, vapid, wearisome underwater creature ever to swim in the waters of Neopia. Or... is it?

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Skies Over Meridell: Not About Flying in the Air
An important thing to know about this game is that this is NOT Battledome In The Air. Your only attack weapons are your cannons and your only defence is simply "flying out of the way" or "dodging."

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There Is No Such Thing as Too Much Barbecue!
In my opinion, it's all about small bits of intensely flavored things. No one wants anything heavy. It's about light, it's about fresh, it's about juicy!

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Pages of a Lost Past: Part Three
None of them had said a word for several hours. The only noises came from the paddle slicing through the clear water and the Island Techo who had been humming since they had left Mystery Island...

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Her Spirit's Eyes: Part Four
Rose jumped at the sound of her maid knocking at the door. She quickly folded the blankets over the dagger and book...

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BD Cup... The Beginning
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Get a breath mint, get a life.

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