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Colors, Colors, Everywhere

For as long as they could remember living with Usa, they had been overshadowed by painted pets everywhere. They had been ridiculed since their first day of Neoschool...

by usadreamr93
A Yullie's Day Out

Janichen plopped a small, dense bundle of yellow fur into the Usul's lap. "I read somewhere that spending time with your petpet makes you more relaxed," she explained...

by evilhamster13
The Revenge of Albert the Kacheek

So you're here expecting some heroic story about how I, Albert the Kacheek, gained my freedom of the Esophagor? Well...

by kacheekdude162
Wish for Authority

RoyGBiv, or Roy as most called him, groaned. How could his Meerca sister love doing chores? It seemed it seemed as if that was all he and Zeppy did...

by kindheartedfairy
The Black Hole: Elon's Story

But Elon Hughlis had other plans. "Not this time!" he yelled back to her, and threw the Yooyuball as hard as he could into the net...

by beastybas
Victory is Ours in the End

"At least this time it wasn't a total embarrassment..." Derlyn stated, sighing and sitting on the bench...

by bubbles_98003
Perplexed

Then again, the puzzle was missing the bottom row of pieces...

by dolphinchixs
The Fall of Jhudora

On this certain day, an Eyrie was sauntering down the street, followed by a Kougra and a Lupe. They were not anything extraordinary; nay, they looked quite mundane...

by hermione_granger591
Cannoneer and the Altador Cup

"Duh! It's my home team, plus they've got Garven Hale, the best goalkeeper in the league!" Cannoneer explained...

by da_number_1_neopian
 
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"The Black Hole: Elon's Story" by beastybas
"Elon, pass it to me, I'm open!" Jair Tollet screeched. The Maraquan Eyrie was so close to the goal she could have made a superb shot. But Elon Hughlis had other plans. "Not this time!" he yelled back to her, and threw the Yooyuball as hard as he could into the net. The goalkeeper didn't even have a chance. Yes! Elon thought happily...




Other Stories


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Something Fishy...
Have you ever seen this strange creature in the sea depths and started running for your life in fear? There is no reason to be afraid since it’s only the Ghoti – a joyful, kind and friendly Petpet...

by aeriel7

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The Many Dialects of the Neopian World
Many times you can use these select dialects and get yourself out of trouble by promoting a well know tribal friendliness.

by lostanddomlover911

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The Price of Faith: Part Three
"But what about avalanches?" I hissed, my eyes widening at the mere thought, and then flicking up to the gleaming icicles above as though expecting them to take my cue and come shattering down at any moment...

by mutedsanity

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Behind the Forbidden Door: Part Four
Tishka and Lerox ran through the undergrowth on tiptoe, as swiftly and silently as they possibly could. Tishka was nearly at her wits' end...

by sarahleeadvent

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One Panel Or Less!
I see you've been fishing...

by griffin93

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Bananas' Chibi Army
I guess buying food is out of the question...

Art by crow213

by rainbow_crystal_ice




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