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"PRIME TIME SLUSHIE" by cazcazig
Back in year three, during the Month of Eating, a yellow Wocky professor used a time-travelling machine that crashed somewhere in ancient Tyrannia. Carnivorous vegetation and giant creatures dominated the land. The professor recorded things he saw on a Tatty Notebook. He discovered Burger Forest and Tomato Sauce Swamp, among many other primordial things only made possible in Neopia. Somehow, the yellow Wocky disappeared after gathering enough food for his experiments. Some say he was finally able to fix the time machine. Others believe he was eaten by the Lair Beast. Eighteen years and two months into the future bring us to Y21, the month of Relaxing. However, there would be no time to "relax" because the 16th Altador Cup had just begun. In honour of this special event, Virtuburger would be promoting Chicken Yooyu Balls and Altador Style Bratwurst for 50% off.




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