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The Tree of Pillar Grove: Part One

It all started with a bang.

Specifically, the bang that followed the malfunctioning of a machine somewhere in the apartment...

by blueys45

A Pirate's Tale: Dark Lullaby - Part One

Leglus felt like he'd been swimming for days. Xweetoks, he decided, pirate or not, were just not made to swim...

by kandeegrrl
Two Dozen Black Dresses: Part One

Prigpants and Swolthy, Tailors. The name of the store meant many things to many people: to some, it was a portent of funerals; to others, it was a sign of galas to come. To Marius Finchley, Lackey, it was a harbinger of dreadful tidings...

by emblo93
 
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"Obelisk Skirmishes"



We must never forget what happens to Neopians when we fail to join in a common cause. Neopia must understand the long-term effects of our choice to form factions against our fellow citizens. In short, we citizens of Neopia must learn to deal with the consequences of the terrible War of the Obelisk. Those consequences include the aforementioned skirmishes, as well as a vast confusion of terms among many...



Other Stories


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Adopting the Awakened
Well, I never thought I would join the Awakened, but here I am, KQ thought to himself. If only his favorite faction, the Seekers, had been available, he would have chosen them.

by cannizarro

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Misadventures of a Neopian Times Reporter XIII
"Do you think I get into an unfortunate amount of trouble?" I asked the Island Mystic as I put away my notebook. "Or am I fairly normal?"

Also by frostcrystal

by kristykimmy


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99+ Problems & They're All Lenny Conundrums (Part 1)
In honor of the upcoming 500th Lenny Conundrum, we will walk you through the solutions to all of the puzzles from the past two years.

Also by sacados

by minnesotan


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An Interview with Ethel Boortz
It's a very busy time of year for you athletes! Tell me, how do you relax in the midst of all the activity?

by littlemouse_rbd

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Use Your Imagination
What an amazingly powerful performance by the ________ team.

by shadowstrand

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Mamma Knows Best - Part 1
See? You have to run fast to play both sides!

by 0123kl



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