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Flowlight: Moon - Eternal Stranger: Part One

This is the first part of one of the foretellings of the Great Eyrie Sage of Shenkuu, Four Left Feet – currently held in prison at the displeasure of the Emperor – as recited by his scribe, One Pugilistic Mootix.

by antiaircraft_3
Meepits vs Feepits... Vs Dr. Sloth: Part One

"Platoon, ATTENTION!" The bossy, authoritative shout rang out across the small clearing in the Haunted Woods.

Also by shirahli

by orlando_bloom_bigfan

Tracking Down a Bloodline: Part One

"Are they still after us?" Garin asked. Jacques looked behind him at the guards who were following them.

"Yep. And they look as mad as ever!"

by medit92

Imaginary Realm: Part One

"Cannonball!" Ello exclaimed, slamming into the water! She created a huge splash, getting the whole boat wet...

by luna4400
 
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No Money Tree Pollution



If I said the word 'Money Tree' to you, what images, I wonder, would be first to pop into your mind? Rotting driftwood? An old rotten left sandal? Or, maybe, it would be the very nutritious rockfish? There is one thing these three items all have in common. Not only are they smelly and Fyora knows where they have been, but they are absolutely useless! None of them can be eaten, placed within your humble neohome or worn (not that you would want to!)



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Searching for the Isle
"I'll leave this place," Jasmine decided. "I'll be rid of the feeling that something is missing from my life, and I'll go find a better home on some other island."

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The Essay
Finally, he reached Ara's desk. This is it, she thought. My A+ is in the bag!

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Paupers Gourmet Foods
People immediately assume that all Gourmet foods are expensive and out of their reach! Believe me, I used to think the same!

by lorrawins

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Blumaroo: Right For You?
Why you should be choosing to adopt a Blumaroo as your pet.

by blackfriar

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Pets for the Ethical Treatment of Petpets
Something's biting me...

by sunnyforecast

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Why Phelps Can Never Place in the Beauty Contest
"I don't think that is your trophy..."

by geestelijk



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