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Keep Your Friends Close, Your Anemones Closer: Part One

There was, I felt, an inherent design flaw in aquatic – terrestrial correspondence through Neomail.

by horripilated
Domination: Part One

"Rotten old tyrant..." I spat, scowling at my captors.

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Myncies: The Truth



What is the rumor that I previously spoke of? My dearest reader, I thought you would never ask. It has many terrible facets and it concerns my species, the Mynci, and our eating habits. There are so many misconceptions I must remedy. Let me begin at once. 1) The Dreadful Banana Nonsense. Call me snobby, but I abhor bananas. You ask yourself, “How can this be? Thana is a Mynci and all Myncies love bananas!” Well, my reader, it is my intention to quash any of your preconceived notions about my species. Indeed, I am a Mynci but I can assure you that I will never eat a banana...



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