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Keep Your Friends Close, Your Anemones Closer: Part One

There was, I felt, an inherent design flaw in aquatic – terrestrial correspondence through Neomail.

by horripilated
Domination: Part One

"Rotten old tyrant..." I spat, scowling at my captors.

by akahakkou
 
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"The Metal Box of DOOM!" by 7splat52
It's really, really creepy how your SDB enlarges to fit the items you chuck in. I mean, really, have you ever heard of a growing box? I was once trapped in my owner's SDB. I am so lucky that we clean it out every couple months, but it really was petrifying. *shudders* Now I'm using big words. *counts* I must have used, like, TWO words that had more than three syllables! My...




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Traded
Yes, she was a lovely pink Draik indeed, beautiful and rare, the envy of all her owner's friends and their pets.

by natalia_ivanovna

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Not Now, Not Ever
"Can you tell me how it was? You know, in the pound?"

by rpheart124

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Myncies and Their Food: The Truth is Revealed
I have heard a most unsettling rumor, a rumor that has kept me up many nights without sleep. In fact, my mood has worsened from delighted to extremely happy.

by ktkdk

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The Economics of Daily Dare Prizes and Beyond
The Neopets economy is more violently fluid than you would expect from a game.

by kieronstoff

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Pure Insanity
*RAWR*

by ladylifeless

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Daily Dare, Another Trophy or Trip to the Hospital?
Nobody thinks about the effects on the poor pets...

by rainbowmoo



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