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The Return of Sloth: The Musical! - Part One

Valka: Commander Valka to Gorix; I need a volunteer.

Gorix: Gorix back to Valka; I read you loud and clear.

by rosabellk

Inheritance: Part One

She couldn't ignore her talent to sing. Every chance a bard or music teacher came across their inn on their travels she prodded them to give her some advice, and she frequently sang while doing her chores.

by shadow_sabre_
 
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"Just a Dream" by nutz4animals
Petey the Slorg knew that the sight of him made most people feel sick. But that wasn't his fault, was it? It didn't seem fair that the only petpets that ever got homes were the cute, adorable ones from places like Faerieland or the Lost Desert. Each and every day, Petey would watch another lucky petpet...




Other Stories


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Asparagus and Arguments
Doctor Frank Sloth, Green Thing of Outer Space, self-proclaimed Emperor of the Stars, King of All Planets (except Neopia and Kreludor, darn them), stood on the deck of his empire, and rolled his eyes in annoyance.

by jubub33

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What Are Hot Dogs Made Of?
Morrissey was a vegetarian Neopet.

by khirstal123

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Saving Neopia One Ship At A Time
Escape to Kreludor is a fantastic game in which 3,000 neopoints can be easily made each day in a relatively small amount of time.

by cyamamide

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Jetsam Day Is Friday. Are You Prepared?
Why are the once so abundant Jetsam now on the limited edition list?

by cloud411908

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Tonu Troubles!
Argh!

by charlie_ryan

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Snack Time
One thing I've learned from my various travels; don't trust zombies.

by eccentricityx



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