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Issue 400: A Confession - Part One

So it's not that I was a hooligan, or a down and dirty spy. There are simply the facts...

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Antagonism: Part One

"Coming!" Golem called, trying again for a deep, calm breath. He took up a tray in his lanky arms and hopped carefully out to their table, which stood right in the center of the restaurant.

by lion_trainer

The Messenger: Part One

Rasala stared out her window, her head in her paws as she peered through the glass. Outside, the sun shone bright in the Mystery Island sky.

by iamcanadian1428

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