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Spheres of Influence: Part One

Even as he watched, the second Chia disappeared from sight. "Well, this is irregular," Drake muttered to himself...

by zephandolf
Super Chel: Part One

"We're all going to be late. Mom, she's just a little kid. Let her wear it. No one ever was ruined by wearing a cape once..."

by kittygirl5170
 
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"A Mysterious Fishing Trip" by mzkimmi
"What's all this?" I asked, somewhat pensively. Around the room were some packets of what appeared to be tiny fish. There were sunscreen, a blanket, a picnic basket, hats, and – oh no. There were fishing poles! My worst fears confirmed, my owner stated the obvious...




Other Stories


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The Grass is Much Greener
"Sweet Fyora!" he cried, slapping the water in exasperation. He laid his ears back and glowered at the specks of pink, purple, and orange that dotted the waves. His waves...

by 4zure

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The Koi Party
"Nah, what could go wrong? So here's where our laser will go-" Apoc was interrupted by his brother...

by mystery_island111223

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Tarla: Helpful or Harmful?
We all know Tarla, the pink-ish Ixi who gives out items every now and then via the Neopets Toolbar. Some Neopians rejoice at the thought of being given free items, while some detest her for deflating them...

by deformedxmuffin

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Why Plots Are Preferred
Are plots really worth the headaches we receive as we try in vain to multiply the number of bumroot by the square root of baggus pulp?

by streamergurl

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The Neopian Life
All I got for 6 hours and 100 NP was this?!

by niumaten

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The Worst That Could Happen
Lab Ray Mishaps

by mango_lovebird



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