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Baby Lupe, Red Gelert, Red Gelert, Baby Lupe: Part One

"Toggerneo," Neonick said quietly, "it's done. Get over it! We're not abandoning him, we're not doing anything to hurt him. He's a part of the family."

by neonick19881988
Fallout, The Wurymmar Story: Part One

"And now I must ask you, all of you, gathered here tonight," the blue Lupe growled. "Who is the true leader of this pack?"

by scarrift
Unlikely Allies: Last a Thousand Years - Part One

"I don't think he -- quite likes the king," Jeran suggested, stopping in the middle for a wince. Walking was torture right now. The things he did for his king. "And I think the king feels the same way."

by schefflera
Run Away to Knighthood: Part One

Nobody will play with me, no one appreciates me…why in Neopia did they adopt me in the first place anyway? Maybe because they just…just…"

by precious_katuch14
Firejewel: Part One

Dayne shook the foreboding feeling she had just experienced in the Kyrii's vicinity, and moved along to the rack of necklaces that he had been inspecting. Almost immediately, one caught her eye.

by sara_mossflower
 
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Carrots! Carrots! And more CARROTS! It seems all over Neopia, Neopians are celebrating carrots! Of course new items have appeared! What am I supposed to write now? Um... *looks at paper* Oh yes! The carrot items, I’m going to let you know what I think of the carrot items. Wait a minute... What carrot items? *looks at the list of the new carrot items* Oh these carrot items!...



Other Stories


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Of Strawberry Ice Cream
Lyrian took out the ice cream and set it on the table. It was about three-fourths gone already. "Let's see..." the Kiko murmured. "I think we can each take a spoonful without Fj0rd noticing."

by extreme_fj0rd

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A Love of the Island
The wise Kougra spoke, "I knew this was the case. You spend your days in constant bitterness towards them. It isn't good for you. Tell me, why do you hate them so?"

by mrs_fluff

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Petpets: The Kadoatie
In this guide I will be examining the Kadoatie. A petpet so cute you would wish you could go through your Monitor and give it a huge hug!

by neomaniac1603

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The Lonely Cola Machine
Far away on a distant moon (a.k.a. really nearby on Kreludor) there sits a mysterious Neocola Machine. Where did it come from? What is its purpose?

by jerryms

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Mental Alienation
Poor Weewoo...

by hyper_giggle_box

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Ice Cream
Here we will find out if Sloth is as evil as we think...

by kittiekatteluv



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