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The Queen's Gratitude

"Queen Fyora breathed a sigh of relief as she sat down at her desk in her office. Finally, back in her chambers after a long day filled with meetings, she was free to handle..."

by black_skull725
Faeries Land

"Xenia, a young Wocky witch, swung the end of her broom back and forth as she flew over the Faerieland woods on her way to the castle. Below, a tall tree that was cascading rainbows from its clouds distracted her...Collab with joanna_lewis

by kebicorn
 
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Delicious Gourmet Foods this Fyora Day!



---Starring Lerlifia the Chocolate Draik, Lervilia the Candy Draik, and Christine, their owner!--- Christine: Welcome! Each Fyora Day, minds across Neopia turn to the elegant ruler of Faerieland, Queen Fyora. A lot of Neopians idolize her, in fact, as evidenced by the many Fyora-themed items across Neopia. Therefore, in honour of Fyora Day, my foodie pets, Lerlifia and Lervilia, and I will be sampling some Fyora-themed foods. All are gourmet, so rejoice, Gourmet Club members! Without further ado, here are the foods: ---Deluxe Fyora Day Cake--- Christine: This luxurious cake was baked to honour everyone’s favourite Faerie Queen! At 200,000 NPs on the player market, the price isn’t too out of control. Lervi: Or you can restock it rarely at the Faerie Foods shop. Lerli: Very true. Anyway, this cake is HUGE. We will definitely have some leftovers! Lervi: ---chomps into cake--- Lerli: Cut a piece instead of taking a bite out of the whole thing, you animal! Christine: Please do not use the word “animal” as an insult, Lerli. I love animals! Lervi: Anyway, this cake is delicious! It tastes just like a birthday cake. Lerli: ---cuts slice--- Not bad. Christine: ---eats cake--- I could eat this whole thing! Lerli: You had better not. I want some leftovers, too... ---Faerie Queen Smoothie Bowl--- Lerli: Because this item is priced at 800,000 NPs no matter where you go, I went to the Faerie Foods shop and stole the cook’s recipe book. Now I have made my own! Christine: ---sigh--- Lerli, please go return that book. Lerli: Not until I have copied all the recipes! ---sticks tongue out--- Lervi: Anyway, let me try it. ---takes a spoonful--- The berries and cream are delicious, but I think this would be easier to drink out of a cup. Lerli: Very true. You have food dripping all over your clothes, you Ownow! Lervi: ---scowls--- At least it’s tasty. ---Lerli pours the remaining liquid into a cup and drinks it.



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