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The Curse of Geraptiku Tombs

A mysterious figure forces Asnu and Aizii to enter the Tomb of Geraptiku in search of a legendary treasure...

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"The Disappearance of Chet Flash: A Gamer’s Revenge" by _brainchild_
It was just another day for Nadaba the Maraquan Draik; she had been up all night playing Flash games in her room, per the usual. Now, at 7 in the morning, it was in her best interest to get some sleep. However, she was so close to getting another coveted Flash game avatar, so she carried on. She was five points away from the avatar when the game crashed. Her screams could be heard from the other side of the house. “WHAT GIVES?!” she shouted angrily. “I WAS SO CLOSE!!! “Calm down,” urged her sister, Florezca the Pink Draik. “Easy for you to say! You don’t even CARE about games. You always have your nose in a book!” “Is that a crime?” “No, but neither is enjoying games!” “Well, yelling won’t help you. What you need is some SLEEP. You’ve been up all night!” Nadaba sighed. “Well, I am kinda tired... I’ll go take a nap.” The discouraged Draik trudged back up to her room and got some much-needed rest.

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