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The SF F.O.L.D.E.R.
“Slothsmellsofdung”. ACCESS DENIED.
“Slothsmellsoffeet”. ACCESS DENIED.
“Slothsmellsofmold”. ACCESS DENIED.
“Slothsmellsofslime”. ACCESS DENIED.
“Slothsmellsofsocks”. ACCESS GRANTED. WELCOME TO THE SPACE FAERIE FINDING, OBSERVING, (AND) LEARNING DATABASE (FOR) ENCOUNTERS (AND) RESPONSES. ABBREVIATED TO (THE SF F.O.L.D.E.R.). LOADING INCLUDED IMAGE:
“What is your purpose?”. PURPOSE OF DATABASE IS TO RECORD AND ANALYZE THE ENCOUNTERS THE SPACE FAERIE, MIRA, HAS...
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 The Sign of the Degenerate
This is a tale set in the Haunted Woods, and one in which very strange and unknown, perhaps unknowable, things happen, but it is not about the darkness of the woods, but rather, the darkness beyond. For in a cosmic sense, are we, and Neopia, anything but a speck of light, surrounded by impenetrable darkness, filled with strange, unknown things?
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 Inspiring Awe in Your Neopet
Do you ever feel like the cosmic significance of the Neopian world is escaping your pet? Like, maybe they’re starting to take all of Neopia’s majesties and wonders for granted?You need some strategies! Awe-inspiring strategies....
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