|teh 1337est n00zpaper
||Issue: 494 | 13th day of Hunting, Y13
|The Remnant: Part Twelve"Speak now, Mr. Lockwood, and you can save your sister," the faerie said, her unwavering gaze fixed on his. |
|The Prophecy Faeries 3: Linisa's Return - Part Ten"Claire, that's not possible. Khorianna died five hundred years ago. You don't even know what she sounds like!"|
|The Squire and the Scholar: Part SixWith a thunderous roar, a Werelupe came out of a doorway up ahead.
|Worlds Apart: Part Eight"Is it painful?" She gestured at his flaming molten skin.
"Huh? Oh, no, it's great. Like being in a toaster during the winter."
|Crossed Paths and Blades: Part SixJacques and Armin hurried through the tunnels, careful to watch out for pirates from Scarblade's crew...|
|The Knowledge: Part FourJennings was curiously impressed with Mr. Hodgeson's system. It weeded out everyone except the perfect, and ensured that only reliable taxi carriages would be able to operate in Neopia Central. |
|Princess of Prophecy II: Kalara's Secret - Part FourI closed my eyes tightly. This was it—just like Xandra, I was going to become Katriana's tool. |
|Enchanted Stories: Terror on the Mountain - Part TwoI stopped, puzzled; the book just ended there. There were many more pages, but they all turned out to be blank.|
|Within the Games: Part Four"Oh, I'm so stupid! I knew that I shouldn't have dragged Margo here! I knew it!!! I'm a despicable being! Oh why, oh why did this happen? I'm a horrible friend!" cried Marine.|
|The Sorceress: Part FourCaylis turned. "Oh, hello, Isca," she said without much emotion. She narrowed her eyes. "Who's the Xweetok?"|
|Rebecca's Best Friend: Part ThreeWhenever I walk across the hallways at school, people do not notice me. The worst thing is, I don't notice people, either.|
|Karifki's Beginning: Part ThreeJakes turned and looked in the direction that the fireball came from and yelled, "Jeez, Rox! You almost killed me!"|
|The 404: Part TwoI slouched angrily into Ms. Vladderly's Pretty Decent Living Allotments (because "apartment building" had recently been deemed "too common" by the proprietor herself) and stopped at the front desk.|
|Scarblade's Pearl: Part TwoNira had never thought she'd come face to face with the Captain, let alone be taken under his wing. |
Search the Neopian Times
"How Not to Go About Catching a Meepit" by cowdogdusty
He had to catch his prize, his petpet, his Meepit. With a petpet catching net clamped in his beak and some tin cans of petpet food in his backpack, he was ready to go Meepit hunting. He just wished they lived somewhere more welcoming...
|The Lost Locket|
"Where are we going?" I panted as Lulu glided gracefully in the cool morning air. She swooped down to the ground, picked something up, and landed on my shoulder with a daisy in her tiny paw.