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Slotted

Sarcasm gets you nowhere but Snarkville.

by ssjelitegirl
New year, new me?

Some words to remember...collab with juan_victor and sppyder2

by 49_g_a_b_r_i_e_l_49
Beginner to recycling

One pet's dung is another pet's... oh, nevermind.

by ziemelbriedis
Muffin will be better than this

Mama said, play with your food. collab with myncithemonkey and timothy1692

by verna_
Clean Sweep

Roomba, noooooo.

by kazoo444
N°1 UNFO: Unidentified Neofly Object

The truth is out there...

by guga_dodi
A Grave Mistake on Valentine's Day

... til death do us part, I suppose.

by _brainchild_
Neoquest II Crossword

Your weekly crossword puzzle! collab with dendeus_271 and aninha_morango

by dollsuki
Album of the Week: Shoyru and Grarrlfunkel

Get the first look at the track list for Bridge Over Kiko Lake by Shoyru and Grarrlfunkel!

by victoriathegr8one
The Year of the...Kougra?

Happy Lunar New Year! collab with rawbeee and ghatna

by sunbathr
Gnorbu Juice

Let's agree on calling this beverage exotic, okay? collab with gamador and hasse_li_37

by tangamandapiano
A new friend!

An unexpected new member for the family. collab with thebeanies

by keruza
Who's Your Petpet Valentine?

A valentine for the Neopian whose love language is puns.

by mousebroker
Neordle 1

Neopia's own Wordle puzzle!

by darkroast
Ghrok Finds Love!

Nat 20 on her stealth roll, but at what cost...

by evelynlupin
Valentines Egg-spectations!

An egg-cellent valentine!

by andypopo
Won't Chia Be My Valentine?

Some Valentine ideas for the apple of your eye.

by t0tor0
Chocolate Gift

Acara? More like Acar-cannot. collab with fullinventory and crazy_allstar

by squin
Love is for everyone

Love is love. collab with Flaiyper

by black_kisa
Valentine's Day Word Search

The sweetest word search you'll solve this year! collab with dendeus_271

by dollsuki
 
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"It's Basic Logic" by i_lovee_icecream
BZZZT, BZZZT, BZZZT. The alarm clock blared and shook the bed Arya slept in. She yawned for an absurdly long time, stretching her hooved arms out in front of her.
“Six o’clock already?” she groaned. Time to wake up and go to work. She got dressed and plodded towards the kitchen.
Arya was a petite green Uni who was not a morning Neopet. A scowl crept across her face as she made her daily coffee and marshmallows, resenting her need to be awake at this hour. Grabbing her mug, the grumpy Uni headed out of the front door.




Other Stories


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It's Basic Logic
A reminder that Neopets of all colors are far from basic.

by i_lovee_icecream

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Adventures in Meridell
"Because, really, I don't see the point of exploring if you just fly!"

by dunefurandlilypelt

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Bearing Witness
For so very many of us, this place is home.

by appleseet

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14 NP Valentine's Gifts for That Special Someone!
One for every day of Awakening - now you have no excuse!collab with blumaroocrazy21

by freehanded

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The Gnorbu and the Crystal Woods
The heartwarming conclusion

by josephinefarine

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The Blooms of Shenkuu: Legacies
"The Lord of Crescent Isle was known for pushing the limits of what should be said aloud. They all knew the price of peace was a short leash."

by exanomaly



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