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Perhaps you should follow her


by lighters_
Neohome Sweet Neohome

When you always stay at the neolodge and forget you own a house

by eugenie247
The Healing Springs

But i'm healing you...

by illumiinate
Remarkable Restoratives

get ready for...

by kat_bus
Eenie Meenie

He can't make up his mind, mind, mind, mind, mind.

Also by gollyitsirene

by frankie8492

Silver's Reset Challenge #3

Beggars can't be choosers... right?

by kuroneko_kitty

You have to be careful the order in which you do your dailies...

by applejuicerain
Underdog Story

Everyone likes an underdog story...

by ketchup547
My Branches


by _gizmo_stern_
The Problem With Kacheek Seek

What it must be like to always stand out...

by sheepmad4eva
Decorating for Halloween

A little of this here a little that there.

Also by grimlane

by dianalovee

The Average and Unusual Neochronicles - Burger

They say you are what you eat...

Collab. Idea by darkobsession.

by celinedgd


Okay, you're not helping.

by hamster_z
Book Collection

Wonder what they all hold?

by lunabeach
Mystery at the rubbish dump

So THAT'S why nobody can find the avatar!

also by aephigaming

by annnoel

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"Where are you, Caramel?" by kikiyomi
The touch of sun rays coupled with its warmness woke me up earlier than usual. I’m not exactly a light sleeper; my older twin, Caramel, could vouch for my grogginess. She would always be the one to wake me up saying, “C’mon Cannoli, the bakery was your idea! I prepared all the ingredients late last night, it's your turn to bake it!” And I would cynically reply, “Just chop my arm off, I’m made of biscuits after all.” “Yeah, too bad you don’t taste great,” Caramel would say dragging me off the bed. “Neither would you!” Then I would say under my breath: “Dark Chocolate is not a thing the customers would immediately grab off the shelves.” “What was that?” She would glare menacingly.If eyes could punch, I would have been beaten numerous times. Thankfully, my sibling charms always get the best of her. I would then tell her that “Dark Chocolate was the best type of chocolate there is to me”. From that flattery, she would instantly warm up, give me a tight squeeze and breakfast. That’s right that good o’l fresh pancakes and syrup, both our one of kind recipe and a good cup of mocha coffee to start the day. Honestly, I usually wake up to the smell of her baking but I always go right back to sleep, waiting for her to wake me.

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Where are you, Caramel?
The touch of sun rays coupled with its warmness woke me up earlier than usual. I’m not exactly a light sleeper; my older twin, Caramel, could vouch for my grogginess.

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Cheap Ways To Make An Impressive Neopet
In a lot of ways, beauty is in the eye of the beholder and true beauty can only be found within, but when you hit the neoboards and everyone starts laughing at your basic Green Uni those ideas go right out the window with your self esteem. But what are you to do if you do not have a lot of neopoints, you spend your afternoons at the Soup Kitchen and a splurge treat for your pets is a single night at the roach hotel?

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Hello Fellow Traveler:Part Two
As the Moonstone Islanders settled onto their new homeland, Jerdana offered to show Nera what all they had built.

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The Princess and the Crook:Part Four
Wait… Whaaaaat? I needed water. I needed to get away from there. My head was spinning and I began sweating profusely. Why? Why? WHY?

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