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A Pirate's Life - Buried Treasure

You pull out a ticket...

by piratesy
Why the Kadoaties loved this year's Charity Corner?

You have no excuse now..


by prada_prince

Just mutant things vol. 5

Job hunting can be hard for mutants, don't desist! eventually they'll find the right place.

by jacquelineramrez
Fruit Machine Flounder

One day...

Also By: earthlingdreamz

by roxanna203

Bad Joke Hissi (Part One)

You've heard of dad jokes; well now we have Bad Hissi Jokes!

by dukula
The Floating Islanders: Ultimate Weapon

I think someone threw a pea at her too if you can believe that.

by yankeesrule244444456
Safe and sound


by lighters_
Spyders' legs

They have six legs...

by ketchup547
When You're Bad at Kass Basher

Can you just not..please...thanks...

by snikkeler_doodle
The mysterious Aisha Myriad!!!

This strange alien device can be transformed into a random Current Hidden Tower Item!

by daniel_santos09
But we don't want to...

He is so scary!

by valokki

Was it worth it?

by ssjelitegirl
Naiahtin's Doodles: Antigravity Tulip

No hands, no problem for this little tadpole!

by _kate_e_did_
Daily Confusion

Do those red pteris know where they are?

by havocandchaos
Recycled Jokes

fashion over comfort.

by iskii
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"Rasputin's Revenge:Part Four" by trishabeakens
"Please.. for the sake of Fyora, stop playing that harmonica." Nera, who was sitting on the floor with her hands over her ears, begged the shadow draik who she learned was named Dave Dave had played the instrument for what felt like hours. The more he played, the worse he seemed to get. Nera tried ignoring it, but after so long it had become annoying. Being rude to the guy was something Nera didn’t want to do, but again, the sound was incredibly annoying. She could only take so much at the moment. The Draik stopped, and smiled. "I’m only trying to make light of a dark situation." He laughed, slapping his knee at his small joke. Nera groaned, putting her arms over her knees and resting her head down. On top of being tortured by that awful noise, Nera still hadn’t found a way out of the dark and dusty dungeon. She never came down here so she didn’t know the room’s layout all that well. And..Rasputin most likely has taken over the kingdom by now. Nera worried for the kind residents of Altador, and for all of Neopia. The mutant ixi may just decide to conquer the entire world. And it was all her fault.

Other Stories


Spyders, Seafoam, and Slow Rainy Days
There were muffled voices in a room far down the hall. Rain droned on the roof and the room was a bit too warm. The afternoon was flat grey and time was in no hurry to pass.

by rrooaarrrr


Guide to Bottled Faeries
So you’ve released a bottled faerie… now what? It’s not uncommon stumble upon a bottled faerie while strolling through the various regions of Neopia. Yes, these trapped faeries can be found all throughout the globe!

by jellikescherrypie


Neoquest 2: The Haunted Woods Sprint Through
Part 4/5 of the Neoquest 2 series

by califorthehomeless


The Witch's Cookbook:Part Two
“Hold this for a minute, would you?”

by brilliantgrey


Rasputin's Revenge:Part Four
"Please.. for the sake of Fyora, stop playing that harmonica."

by trishabeakens

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