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Blossoms~ Snowball Effect Part 16

*takes a huge drink* What was that, by the way?

by twillieblossom
Ink: Dark Contrast - Part 11

Cavus! I demand an explanation!

by june_scarlet
Head in the Clouds: The Perfect Petpet Pt. 2

You've got to be kidding.

by yoshisislandbandit
Lame Pun Presents: Holiday Hijinks part 6

So, what's with the Hall of Heroes?

by blackaavar
If You Say So

You didn't say "so"

Also by Patjade

by izzywizard

NeoPaper: History Lesson

So many things that must be explained to a young Neopet...

by mbredboy31
Darkest Corner

LUNA!

by dark_elfa
Another Year To Wait

You can take off your costume now.

Also by superchik137yut

by o_babypet4me_o

Which Holiday?

Oh yeah, that was it.

by linework
Hannah's Birthday

Kanrik is exhausted from planning Hannah's birthday party.

by taynacious
Web Developer

It's what he was born to do.

Also by kevinthinksyourcute

by whssoftball11

The Hungry Skeith Strolling

... Hide your food

by janderson_lee
First Kadoatie Feed

Off to play games I go...

by flustre
Inside My Kyrii's Mind

I'm hungry.

by rickrelics
 
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"A Pirate No Longer" by rocksysmom
Due smiled brightly as she pulled the fresh loaf of bread out of the oven. While she had always been an amazing cake decorator, the jelly usul felt that she needed to perfect her ability to cook bread to advance in the bakery. She spun away from the oven and so that she was facing the kitchen table. Just as she was about to call out for her sisters to come and try the fresh, warm bread, she let out a yelp of surprise. At the table, there was an unfamiliar xweetok. The xweetok’s forehead was flat against the table, so all Due could see was an adorable grey outfit and shining blonde hair underneath a grey hat. Just as Due was about to gently ask why a stranger was in her kitchen, the xweetok spoke. “Money’s going to be tight.” The voice was unusually raspy and gruff, but Due knew instantly that it was her sister. Due took a deep breath and sat down at the table. She gently placed the loaf of bread in the center of the table and looked down at her paws. There was an awkward silence. Due knew what she always said, but at the same time, she had a feeling that it was the last thing Sue wanted to hear. After Sue had promised their owner to always care for her sisters, she felt an intense need to always provide more than they could ever want. Though Sue rarely showed it in her typical worn down state, Due knew that her sister was verbose and loved nothing more than to be listened to.




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A Pirate No Longer
At the table, there was an unfamiliar xweetok. The xweetok’s forehead was flat against the table, so all Due could see was an adorable grey outfit and shining blonde hair underneath a grey hat. Just as Due was about to gently ask why a stranger was in her kitchen, the xweetok spoke.

by rocksysmom

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The Hunted
I swing my bow over my shoulder and let my breathing subside from nervous to normal. I fan my gloved hand out and stretch my arms. I never miss a shot. So what happened? My Papa, that’s what.

by ladygaladriel213

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Autumntastic: Top Five Autumn Items - Wings
Get to know about the top five Autumn items in Neopia!

Also by morifoy and imgonnageta

by sosuleaf


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The 10 Most Relaxing Games in Neopia
These days it seems that the Games Room is more of a source of frustration than anything else. But games are supposed to be fun…right? So in the spirit of fun – take a break from the headache that is Meerca Chase and try out these games that are less of a brawl in the Battledome and more of a lazy day at a beach, full of pure relaxation

by saiphami

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Befriending Boochi: Part One
Dusk was falling in Neopia. In Neopia Central, Draikessa placed the pile of books she had been carrying under the Money Tree. "There!" she said with a smile. "I'm sure these books will now be enjoyed by someone else. Hopefully they'll love reading them as much as I did!"

by tallydepp

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The Neovian Misadventure of Will and Biggs: Part Five
“Where did you sit last time?” Will whispered. Biggs slunk through the many round tables to one in the corner. Empty bowls and strewn napkins littered its marred surface. A blue Wocky and a green Ogrin sat on one side quietly slurping their soups. “We can’t sit here!” Will hissed.

by general_grievious__



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