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Sunburn

Sunbathing isn't for everyone...

Also by icygal2310

by shennyyy

Sandwich!

Always say please.

lizziloo87

by lyndsey4657

Warf Reacue Team! ~ Another Day

Patience...

by supertualet
Just Jelni: Slightly Sassy

A certain Cybunny gets sassy with her new sister.

by angul888
NeoPaper: Altador Cup Preparations

Outfits, check?

by mbredboy31
Puny Arms

See? A bit of training never hurt!

Also by murillion.

by shadowlugia_92

Don't Be So Quick to Judge

You can't judge a battler by their size

by crazyhorse1949
Neopian Nutshell: The Soup Kitchen

What do you mean MANY?

by a_cockatiel_a
Healthy Diet

Healthy habits are always good, or not ...

by callmeindestruction
Royal Pain

UC pets have the best poses

by winner19955
Too Many To Count

Sisters always mean well when they do things for you

by annnoel
Altador Cup Problems

Some are more dedicated than others...

by lostinthestereosound
Sunny Side Up

Faeries have expensive tastes.

by amarettoball
Why Poke Cellers is Always Angry

No wonder all Kikos on team Kiko Lake have bandaids...

by xxsicklullabiesxx
The Secret of... Fish Neggs - Part 5

Well this was anticlimactic

by tigerkitten41
 
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Of Crepes And Coffee



The Bakery, Neopia Central – Have you ever hungered for a delicious baked good after sipping on your favorite coffee or tea from the Coffee Cave? Have you ever wandered Roo Island and thought, "A baked good would taste great with this steaming beverage." I, Jadriar, most certainly have thought such questions. My journey for a delectable delight thus began in the shopping hub of Neopia with The Bakery.



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The Curse Of The Rainbow Fountain
Everyone knows about the curse of The Rainbow Fountain, it is an old wise tale that has been around for years and years. The tale of the curse of The Rainbow Fountain is told to every Neopet in Neoschool every year in October. Elders tell the tale again and again to warn young Neopets of what could happen.

by she_chose_love

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Super Secret Club: The Cup Card Calamity
Late spring is a special time in Neopia Central. A time that creeps up ever so slowly, like a thief in the night. It begins with whisperings on playgrounds, streets, in parks and offices. Out come the cards, hastily swapped beneath desks, and surreptitiously purchased beneath shop counters. And then, when it can’t wait any longer, Neopia explodes.

by xpninja

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A Trophy Guide to Mutant Graveyard of Doom II
You and Albert in a maze. A guide for Mutant Graveyard of Doom II.

Also by bha288

by stake_6


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The Funniest Themed Accounts Ever!
I have to admit, I've always harbored an obsession with creating a humorous, themed account! I think it would be hilarious to have 3 Chias paired with a Lupe, for instance. Inspired by the idea of making really weird, really funny accounts, I thought I'd write this article! In it, I've listed some of the funniest ways to create and dress up our pets, and given the range of silly and comical wearables that exist on here, it was really easy to write.

by indulgences

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The Moderately Evil Faerie: Part One
Jhudora waited until the Kacheek was gone before looking down at the container in her hand. She smiled and let out an excited, childlike squeal of joy. It was white face powder straight from Shenkuu. She held it close to her heart as she hoped up from her throne and made her way to her bedroom.

by rocksysmom

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Clouds Over Cogham: Part Two
A hum of contemplation. A foot tapping anxiously on cold marble floors. “Mm... No, no, but...” The humming continues. “Well, do you know of a town called... Cogham?”

by theschizophrenicpunk



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