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Eclectic Antics: Neohomes

In other news, Neopian homelessness is now at an all-time low of 90%!

by amarettoball
Baelia's Burdens #2

It might be time for a trip to the dentist…

Also by alexipharmic

by certifiabletrash

Neolodge vs. Kadoatery

Ouch, that's gotta hurt

Also by chantili_doce

by tedypicker

Neopets Hint

Playing Dice-A-Roo is a good way to get food

Also by erianoillim

by saudadesdagripe

The Life of Fruit and Veggie Chias

We're just poking fun!

by flustre
Dr. Sloth's Invasion Army

Abort the plan, ABORT.

Also by sophieauditore

by iluminescent

Life As A Kad: The Struggles

Everyone knows that kads are challenging petpets to keep...

by anniversarium
NeoPaper: Question We All Wondered About

Well, now you know!

by mbredboy31
See, This Is Not Boring

Ugh, I made the wrong choice.

by goldensif
Hard Working

Or hardly working?

Also by parody_ham

by petpet_92_24

Durian Difficulties: Part 1

Super Durian to the Rescue!

Also by bha288

by joslucca3000

Mud Coffee

And he melts in the rain, too.

by goron0000
The Magma Incident

Be careful what you wish for...

by waternymph12
The Struggle With Snowwy

I just don't get it.

by brooklyn3223
Random Oddness

Her hair is more accurate than the weatherman.

by mistyqee
Gaining a Level in NeoQuest

How about not so loud next time?

Also by murillion

by shadowlugia_92

Mean Grarrls

Green is clearly the best colour.

by cyallia
 
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"Forgotten Histories: The First Faerie" by sha2196
It is said that on a very special day in a year, when all the requirements are met, a faerie would be born. Once upon a time, there was no such thing as clocks. There was only time, and it simply was. There was no moon for the inhabitants of this small little planet called Neopia to enjoy, no moon to pull the tides, and certainly no moon to measure time. The concept of measuring time was inconceivable. Time simply was, and Neopians had no need to anger the spirits that protected them; if the spirits felt it necessary for time to be seen in numbers, then time would exist as numbers. But spirits didn’t exist, only the wraiths spurred on by the Neopians’ doubts and hopes did. They fed on fear, laughed as they chewed on crushed dreams, and held feasts with nightmares. They grew bigger, grew greedier, until happiness was no longer a concept identifiable to these Neopians. These wraiths hungered for more; as just about any being in power did. They pulled on the Neopians’ strength, yanked, tugged and they wanted. They wanted more. More, more, more! Stronger, stronger, stronger! The Neopians’ were lost, they had given up hope. They stared up at the never-changing bright sky, and as one, they all wished for change. Their beliefs were given form; their wishes fuelled its energy. And the being came into being, as a faerie full of magic. She was beautiful, like a majestic sun without its blinding light. The Neopians’ were simply overjoyed. She chased the wraiths away, gave the Neopians back their happiness. The Neopians called her a Queen, the Queen Lavina. She was pure, as a being made from wishes could only be.




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A Day in the Life of a Kougra
Hi everyone! My name is Siraelas and I am an ordinary blue Kougra. I was born on Mystery Island on the 24th day of Swimming, Year 7. I’ve lived at 155715 Coconut Road (Mystery Island) all my life with my owner, Jen (who also goes by the name siraelas, oddly enough). I like gathering food (a trait I share with Jen) and when meeting others, I am very friendly (unlike Jen, who is quiet & reserved).

by siraelas

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Gieva's Story: A Dream Come True
“Gieva! Oh Gieva, where are you? I’m so worried!” Gieva’s owner cried out. “Scampy, whatever are we going to do? She’s so small and petite swimming out in the big ocean, who knows what might happen.”

by incheesuswetrust

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Secretly Available or Just Showing Off? The NCC Guide to “Not UFT” Lists
Trading Neocash items can be a tricky business. The NCC (Neocash Chat) board is one of the friendliest places on the site, but the very nature of trading items that cost real money makes for frequently contentious issues. One of these issues is the existence of “not UFT”, or closet, lists.

by rayoceanweaver

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The Funny Habits Of Avatar Collectors!
Avatar collectors are a completely unique breed of player, willing to spend 100+ hours on mastering a game just for the avatar score. I don't think any other kind of player on this site is quite so crazy! Why are avatar collectors so zany, obsessed and strange? So here are the top 10 strangest habits of avatar collectors! I think they're quirky, bizarre, and absolutely charming, and I hope you do too!

by indulgences

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Janet and Jane: The Case of the Framed Detectives: Part Eight
I groaned. "Everyone still thinks that Jane, Natia, and I are thieves," I answered. "I'm going to talk to Queen Fyora to clear our names. I'm a little surprised she didn't do anything already."

by chasing_stars44

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Duplicity: Part Twelve
Giles ran over to his freed father and jumped on him with open arms the moment he saw him. The small Xweetok smiled as Garrington weakly ruffled his mane. Dark circles surrounded the duke’s eyes. His wife, the duchess, pinched her nose and nodded along. “Yes, yes, we miss you very much. I think the dungeons have done a number on you.”

by likelife96



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