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Trouble in Paradise: Family

What family isn't a bit weird? (Dangerous, though...)

by chasing_stars44
Lucky?

In the end, the Kacheek still needed to make a visit to the NC Mall.

Also by tizzlestix

by msjanny

Ink: As Black as Ink - Part 7

Surprised? You always did underestimate me.

by june_scarlet
Normal is Boring #3 - Part 2

The last of a two part adventure!

by alexatina
Anniversary - Part 9

I'll show you strong supporting-turned-main character in a later plot..

by caylista
Dr. Sloth Toy Army

What exactly are you doing with all those toys?

Also by sarah2396

by moonlitennight

It's Raining... Mortogs!

I knew there was an upside to all this collecting

Also by tarake_7_7_7

by stephsie

Confusing Curves

Study hard, play hard.

by helgado
Dice-A-Blumaroo

Boing!

Also by mabi1234

by cherokee165

Can I NOT have a petpet?

Choosing the perfect petpet continues to be difficult for some pets...

by _clement_
Customization Disaster

The things we do for beauty!

by c4774r3
The Rickety Ship: Sick Beats

Well then...

by dimartedi
Unwelcome Wisdom

Uh, shouldn't they look happier?

by berdor
The Stock Market

Patience is a virtue.

by sado400
Color Fail #5

I knew this was a bad choice...

by susy_ti
Maintenance

Seriously? Again?!

by ssjelitegirl
Hot Chili Problems

My bad?

by sara1elo
Crafters

Cookies!

by ianharrypotter
Juice? Part 2

Well that backfired.

Also by yami_yugi_555

by meowbey

Neocity - Usuki

Looks like Usuki Frenzy isn't quite dead yet.

by wiley1080
 
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Perfect Pairs: Top Ten Tea and Cake Combinations



Every Neopian knows there’s nothing quite like a good cup of tea to soothe your soul after a long, hard day at work. Add a cupcake, or a buttercream-smothered slice from the local bakery and you’re all set for an evening of rest and relaxation for you and your Neopets. But how does one choose one’s evening indulgences, faced with such an abundance of flavours, styles and brands? So many vendors, each selling their wares; so many conflicting cravings! The struggle is real, Neopia, but fear not. This article is here to save you from such a torturous choice. To you we hereby present … the official Top Ten tea and cake combinations in all of Neopia..



Other Stories


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Usuki Singing Stars #27: MORE Publishing Problems
“Hey girlfriends!” Sparkles cheered as she entered the Neoschool cafeteria. The pink Bruce strutted towards her friends, took her seat next to Patricia and placed a copy of the Neopian Times open-faced on their table. “Look, I brought something for us to read while we eat,” she said with a beaming look on her face.

by downrightdude

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The Thing With Wings
“Can we consider him a member of the undead?” “Can we consider him a member of the undead?”

Cornelius Blunt glared at the white Zafara with wings on its back, wearing a brown coat, sitting out on the Sanatorium porch under the pouring rain. His fellow newly-hired nurse, a mummified Ruki in hospital garb with a somewhat defective tongue, shrugged, saying: “Wreeeaaah?”

by cherishtwilight


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Ten Trophies to Try for When the high Score Tables Reset
Whether you're a collector and hoping to add a few new trophies to your collection or you are just wanting to improve your account with a few extras, these eight games should always be on your to do list each reset (if you have not already won them).

by goldensif

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Scoring Big When You're Bad At Games
As much as I have always enjoyed playing games, I’ve never been that great at them. It hasn’t stopped me, but I’d be lying if I didn’t say that it made earning Neopoints through games and scoring the much coveted trophies and avatars easy.

by katehoughtonbeckett

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The Faerie of Ars Arcanium: Part Three
The spiralling portal opened before Alyss just like it did yesterday. Diakumablo noted to himself that it was still as surprising and as impressive as it was the first time.

"Are you all sure you'll be fine on your own?" Queen Fyora asked them, clearly concerned.

by orisasda


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Meegla and Fargon's Not-So-Intergalactic Adventures: Part Seven
It was cold. Not as terribly cold as the storm outside, but cold nonetheless. Someone had taken his parka, leaving him shivering within the cold metal bars of his cell. Lighted torches lined the wall, illuminating a dungeon clearly carved out of the depths of a mountain.

by hybatsu



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