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Turning Pages - Part 11

The newspaper rack's demise will be our little secret.

by jupebox
Grumpy Mummy: Why So Grumpy?

Can you imagine having a bad hair day for a millennium?

Idea by dogcrazy04140

by mariella529

Just Sit

Celebrating on a budget!

by katopia12
Space Time


Art by dark_cat128

by ruben160

All the Weewoos of Neopia! part 1 of 2

So boring!!

Also by mumumuchan

by wistren

Elephante Jokes! (...part One)

What's big and grey?

by haxprocess
The Derpnuggets

Be careful what you sniff for.

by neojedi11
Kad Fishing with Glumpkin

They don't even ask for those anymore!

by ragecandybar
The Harsh Reality for Mutants

Wearables? What wearables?

by ottoshift
Lame Pun: Getting A Head In Life: Part 1

What's Different About Blackaavar?

by blackaavar
Heroes of Kiko Lake (Part 2)

Is that really your primary source of information?

by noobspeak
Cavities: Delivery Boy

Lunch Time!

by thegoddesofxweetok1
The Eye

It's a lot scarier if you imagine it looking in your windows.

by 0123kl
Mysteries of Neopia

Sometimes there are things that just can't be explained.

by dysinthi
Faerie Tales

So THAT'S why neoschool's been delayed...

by _defenestrate_
Lament of a JubJub

Forgive me.

by manyteeth
Two Cents

More like litter-bobbing!

by dynamo50
Paintbrush Problems: Magma Edition

There's a reason why they only swim in the Magma Pool.

by aeroon
Wez's Pets

Whatcha doing, boy?

by wezzled
Oh Em Gee, I'm M.S.P: Bros

They love their breadfish and they love their butterfish, but most of all they love each otherish c:

by shamaela
(IN)SANE- Spooky Food Eating Contest

Kiwi thought it was spooky food, not GROSS food.

by rocksockgirl95
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If You Could Talk To Your Newbie Self

If I could talk to my newbie self, I'd tell her to keep on zapping Esselor and raising his stats! So if you could talk to your newbie self, what sort of advice would you give him or her? Intrigued by this idea, I stalked the Neoboards and recorded what they'd love to have known as newbies!

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Dreams: A New Beginning
No one else ever came here; these caves were rumored to be haunted, but I knew all its secrets as it knew mine.

by sha2196


The Quest
It was an unfortunate truth that Meridellians were full of pride for their kingdom.

by graveyardcandyapple


5 Steps to Perfecting Your Pet’s Style
As someone who has spent an embarrassingly huge amount of time customizing my pets, I'd like to think I've become something of an expert on the topic.

by pizzanoodles2


The Quick and Easy BC Guide
So you want to earn sparkly trophies for your beloved pet's lookup? Entering the Beauty Contest is one way to accumulate a few shiny pet medals.

by _koolness_


Agent of the Sway: Betrayal - Part Three
Thaddeus Oldnose and Alvare Thornpipe were waiting in the clearing near the Order's library when the carriage arrived. Oldnose kept glancing over his shoulder, as if they would soon be discovered...

by herdygerdy


The Deep Woods: Part Four
Had the mansion offered only pleasant acquaintanceships, the Meepit may have slipped away before midnight. Given the availability of NeoCola, cakes, custards, nachos, and punch...

Also by j_harkness

by indefatigably

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