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Nice to Meet You

And you smell nice.

by andy94174
How To Make a Sandwich During A War?

Who will get to eat it?

by actinia
Never Judge a Baby by her Wagon

What a sweet kid.

Also by hottie_2004_67_888

by bittersweet52

Fire Noises

I thought you were too little to blow fire. What happened??

by candyplague
Ax3: Antennae

Ever wondered why Aishas have antennae?

by merlotic
Always Been Gorgeous

A look back at what pets used to look like.... kind of.

by serebii251
Oddities of Neopia: Coltzan's Shrine

Some things in Neopia just are normal...

by alice_sadness
A to Z: Oxymorons

Curlier, you are such an Oxymoron.

by zoeyaugust1245
Who's the Boss?

You should probably know...

by mhchristine
It's Mortog Time!

Mortogs are getting dangerous, guys. Be careful.

by hideri
Hoarding

From the most profitable shop

by irasshai
Budding Trouble - Part 1

Her thumb ended up being more of a periwinkle after the Cloud Paint Brush.

by jupebox
The Best Way to use Food from Dailies

w00t!

by empitsuthemage
Musepaper: Intelligence Inflation

Intelligence is decreasing in value!

by eaudenil
Deep Thoughts #3 - Ditsy

Are you listening, Ditsy? Fetch!

by juicedlime
Freak-out - Visiting Mystery Island

I just love Mystery Island!

by ichigostars
Trading Post Troubles

Aren't Baby Paint Brushes usually 600k?

by flufflepuff
Seeing Red: The All-Night Neopian

How neopets feel when you wake them in the middle of the night to work on game trophies...

by xxlifexdeniedxx
So Says the Slorg!

That awkward moment when you remember the banana in your bag.

by supercheezee
Lair Of The Beast (With Lanie & Lillie)

Awkwerd.

by deathnote
Taunt the Pant Devil

Taunt him!

by avariee
3 Royals plus 1

OmMmmmMM sooo Shinnnnyyy!

by white_tiger0226
Dr. Sloth is Poor?

Why doesn't Dr. Sloth need any NP?

by sapphire00625
Danny's Days: Plot Prize Problems

All Danny's hard work and battling for nothing.

by dannyphantoms_girl
 
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"Righting the Moral Order of the Universe" by oseyeris
As I have been reminding my owner all day, I am supposed to be having a vacation that is worth writing a report about. Instead of doing that, we had a disagreement about my allowance and now I'm trying to think of a clever way to write a report about nothing. Let me start...




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Beyond Books
Gaz closed the thick tome as she finished reading the final page, and leaned back in the chair she was sitting in, stretching her stiff spine. She'd been sitting in the same spot at a wooden table in the library for the past several hours...

by allison_kitty11

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Righting the Moral Order of the Universe
As I have been reminding my owner all day, I am supposed to be having a vacation that is worth writing a report about. Instead of doing that, we had a disagreement about my allowance and now I'm trying to think of a clever way to write a report about nothing.

by oseyeris

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A Neopian's Guide to Draiks
Draiks are lovely little dragons, and are hatched through Draik eggs, which come in a multitude of colors, like basic colors, ice, pirate, and even zombie! But they're certainly not easy to get, and even harder to take care of!

by bencat52

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Confessions of an Auction Sniper
Finally, just one minute left! There is a flurry of bids, but you are always one-step ahead...

by mandyguido

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Finding Boochi: Part Three
"We're here to speak to Professor Chesterpot!" Mhewsie piped up.

The receptionist blinked from behind her large-rimmed, brightly-coloured glasses. "Do you have an appointment?"

by fantasyeyesuk


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The Puppeteer: Part Four
"They must have thought I've done away with you. You gave them hope and now it looks like they're coming to get rid me of me themselves."

by rachelindea



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